CW Power 5

[SillyCowCorner1]

Go for it...

Botm the **** outta it.

 

[Flem274*]

i enjoy the power 5 running for a while tbh, because while it could be accused of extreme bias towards its creators (and who wouldn't use their rankings to toot their own horn? i would), i like that we recognise the selfless, heroic contributions of our members on a weekly basis rather than trying to remember what a gimh even is* during botm.

*likes mistborn so must be ok tbh

 

[Smudge]

Something a bit different this week, a guest editorial version of the Power 5 sent to me at 1am last night by an anonymous contributor:

1. Gnske - a stunning return to the forum. Truly at the peak of his powers

2. Smooteh - stunning interview. And he's not all seth afriken and smokes and ****

3. Smudge - wrote the aforementioned interview, rolling back the years with some sublime form

4. GIMH - continues to shield the forum from evil

5. sledger - data protection shandy loads of chicks on my dick bla bla bla

AWTA.

z

 

[Gnske]

I'm both disgusted and appalled, and intrigued, nauseated, scared, turned-off and turned-on by my name being at the top of that listing.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

I thought you liked being on top.

 

[trundler]

You did it you sick ****s. You ruined SillyCow.

 

[Adders]

One of us! One of us!

 

[Shady Slim]

getting excited for this week's, sledger's work on uranus may get him in there again

and that's not the first time someone's said that either believe me

 

[Gnske]

getting excited for this week's, sledger's work on uranus may get him in there again

and that's not the first time someone's said that either believe me

Please avoid sexual references or you'll be flapping for a slapping.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

You did it you sick ****s. You ruined SillyCow.

Hard to be ruined...

One of us! One of us!

So I wasn't an element in that set? Lol

 

[sledger]

1) Sledger - consistently great posting as usual. Raking in the likes this week.

2) GIMH - sent me a recording of himself saying "**** you sledger" whilst drunk, then video called me at 2am.

3) dontcloseyoureyes - was also on the call

4) gnske - more promise shown by this exciting youngster, but does he have the stamina to keep it going?

5) Lilian Thompson - Unlucky to miss out last week, but finally makes the cut after several consistent weeks. Will be interesting to see if he can continue his rise.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Good power 5 this week.

That trio of sledger, GIMH, and dcye deserves more airtime.

 

[Burgey]

Solid five this week. Congrats to all. Worthy winners.

 

[GIMH]

I worked hard for this and I deserve it. Cheers.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Good to finally get some recognition. I'm criminally underrated these days.

 

[GIMH]

Hearing that power 5 rankings will count towards botm votes. Unconfirmed I repeat unconfirmed

 

[sledger]

1) Sledger - Hosted Crabs meeting
2) Margrat Garlick - Attended Crabs meeting
3) Howe - Attended Crabs meeting
4) Prince EWS - Attended Crabs meeting
5) Betway

 

[GIMH]

I'll endeavour to earn my place back next week

 

[Gnske]

Congratulations to Betway on the recognition for their support of this community, with Betway we're all winners.

 

[sledger]

If I didn't know better I would say you were of the view that Betway were a better provider or Betway-type products and services than non-Betway competitors of Betway.