Help Daemon get tipsy

[Daemon]

So my new team is having drinks on zoom this friday. The MD is getting cocktails from this place delivered to everyone. Please vote on what I should get.

https://www.thesecretmermaid.com/cocktails-on-delivery

I'm gonna have to somehow sneak it past the parents though. Will be tough.

 

[harsh.ag]

The Applewood Negroni sounds great

 

[Gnske]

get a three legged monkey

 

[Adders]

What's this "tipsy" bullshit? Either do it properly or don't do it all imo.

 

[Daemon]

Can’t get drunk an hour before I’m supposed to break my fast with the family Adders. That would result in a less than ideal situation.

 

[Chewie]

I forgot how expensive alcohol is in Singapore, wow

 

[Daemon]

I forgot how expensive alcohol is in Singapore, wow

$15 delivery on top of that too

 

[Gnske]

Can’t get drunk an hour before I’m supposed to break my fast with the family Adders. That would result in a less than ideal situation.

dump the family for the booze my man, the first time is always the hardest

 

[nightprowler10]

Can’t get drunk an hour before I’m supposed to break my fast with the family Adders. That would result in a less than ideal situation.

Can't say I wasn't clutching my pearls while reading this.

 

[vcs]

NEW! Mint Milo looks decent

 

[trundler]

Can't say I wasn't clutching my pearls while reading this.

 

[Marcuss]

Come to Bris and it can be arranged

 

[GIMH]

Devil in the details
Espresso tonic
Old fashioned

 

[Gnske]

Come to Bris and it can be arranged

Daemon on the mong would be right at home at the Normanby.

 

[Daemon]

Leaning towards the espresso tonic atm. Would’ve ordered the milo if I was sure I wouldn’t be judged by my new colleagues for it.

 

[Gnske]

go for the milo, its a man's drink and you should make them your ex-colleagues if they disagree

 

[Daemon]

go for the milo, its a man's drink and you should make them your ex-colleagues if they disagree

There’s two nice looking ones that I don’t want to look like a kid in front of

Maybe I’ll order the pink one, would be a pretty alpha move.

 

[Marcuss]

Order what you want and if they judge you for it then **** 'em.

Alternatively,

Order what you want and if they don't judge you then do your best to **** 'em

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Don't do it Daemon. It's like edging.
Desist from getting tipsy. Go all the way in.

 

[Gnske]

Don't do it Daemon. It's like edging.

Please expand on this, it may help him.