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Daemon

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Ducks have the scariest penises in the animal kingdom

It's necessary though, in order for them to navigate the female duck ******, which literally has booby traps and dead ends
 
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Victor Ian

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OK. I've imagined it. This is how it went.

When you pee, you would probably just make big spashes, sort of like when you upturn a bottle half full of water and it glug glug glug' it's way out. So peeing would still be fun. Writing your name in pee would no longer be a thing though.

Pooing would be on a whole new level, though. Depending on the consistency, you could write cursive texts, like cream names on a cake. The great plus is that your name would now be a lasting tribute, unlike pee, which evaporates far too quickly to be admired by thousands. It would squirm out like long worms. The skillful would use mastery of clenching to steer it left and right. However, the real win is when you get those little sheep style poos. You could shoot them out like a bb gun. That would just be so much fun.
 

Daemon

Well-known member
OK. I've imagined it. This is how it went.

When you pee, you would probably just make big spashes, sort of like when you upturn a bottle half full of water and it glug glug glug' it's way out. So peeing would still be fun. Writing your name in pee would no longer be a thing though.

Pooing would be on a whole new level, though. Depending on the consistency, you could write cursive texts, like cream names on a cake. The great plus is that your name would now be a lasting tribute, unlike pee, which evaporates far too quickly to be admired by thousands. It would squirm out like long worms. The skillful would use mastery of clenching to steer it left and right. However, the real win is when you get those little sheep style poos. You could shoot them out like a bb gun. That would just be so much fun.
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