"Under The Lid" Thread

[Smudge]

And I'm not a Daily Mail ****tard.

Appearances are deceiving, then.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Loving and agreeing with the Dail Mail-induced anger. And to think that was Coren, who's one of the lesser ****s in that paper. You're just a ****ing food critic! **** off!

It is a bit like the Sunday version having Piers Morgan doing a sport column.

Good to wipe your arse on if you run out of loo roll but not worth reading.

 

[Howe_zat]

"chk chk boom!!"

Indeed.

Appearances are deceiving, then.

You, sir, have made a powerful enemy.

 

[Burgey]

Loving and agreeing with the Dail Mail-induced anger. And to think that was Coren, who's one of the lesser ****s in that paper. You're just a ****ing food critic! **** off!

It's spelt Corrin actually

 

[GotSpin]

I thought of Corrin last night when I went to the barmy army pub. Bad decision despite the reduced pint price. They did have some funny songs though. Johnson really cops it

 

[PhoenixFire]

God the English media are the worst in the world. Perhaps alongside the Indian media.

Wacs

It's true though, bar 1 or 2 good newspapers, everything else is total horse-****.

 

[Furball]

It's true though, bar 1 or 2 good newspapers, everything else is total horse-****.

The way they systematically try to destroy the football team before every single World Cup is particularly amusing.

 

[Redbacks]

Something along the lines of:

He bowls to the left..., he bowls to the right..., Mitchell Johnson, is bowling ****e.

 

[zaremba]

Let' see what Australia has, that the UK dosen't.
Blue skies, good climate.
10% GST (VAT)
Property market thriving (houses are actually selling)
5% plus for savings accounts.
High standard of living.
No heating bills.
No TV licence.
Cheaper fuel.
Better hospitals and medical.
Vibriant growing economy.
Low unemployment.

Need I go on?

Two things you've failed to mention:
No Daily Mail
No Giles **** Coren

On the other hand you do have Mark Nicholas and Peter Roebuck. And so, on balance, England wins

 

[GIMH]

You can also add:

Uninhabitable land
Poisonous spiders
Regular droughts
Queensland
Craig

And then all of a sudden who wins?

 

[Craig]

You know I was planning on going to England next year, and I was going to pass up the chance to watch a Premiership match, and infact go to a Tranmere game instead, WAC.

 

[Craig]

The fact that Sydney has both Joni and Benchy makes me glad to live in Queensland.

 

[stephen]

You can also add:

Uninhabitable land
Poisonous spiders
Regular droughts
Queensland
Craig

And then all of a sudden who wins?

The first three are great because they help keep soft pussy Englishman away.

The forth is the greatest place to live in the world.

And Craig is better than a thousand pommie gits.

 

[benchmark00]

lol Queensland lol.

 

[benchmark00]

lol Craigos lol.

 

[Burgey]

The forth is the greatest place to live in the world.

And Craig is better than a thousand pommie gits.

Been in the sun too long mate?

 

[stephen]

Been in the sun too long mate?

TBH I have no idea who Craig is, but given Corrin's hatred of him I assumed him to be a good bloke.

 

[Burgey]

TBH I have no idea who Craig is, but given Corrin's hatred of him I assumed him to be a good bloke.

Perfectly reasonable I think.

 

[benchmark00]

Yeah, who the **** is Craig?

Must be a **** ****.

 

[Craig]

Yeah, who the **** is Craig?

Must be a **** ****.

Some **** with more then 33,000 worthless, pointless, and highly irrelevant posts. He should be banned for life.