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Girl Trouble

Piper

Piper

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Ok guys you asked for it.. and it would stop you taking over 'Ruined my day.. Made my day' thread. By the looks of it most of u have girl trouble at the moment so please talk here and we will try and give as much advice and help as possible.
 
Mr Casson

Mr Casson

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Piper said:
Ok guys you asked for it.. and it would stop you taking over 'Ruined my day.. Made my day' thread. By the looks of it most of u have girl trouble at the moment so please talk here and we will try and give as much advice and help as possible.
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Piper, I reckon the worst place for guys to get tactical advice from is a girl. Don't forget that every single one of these girl problems is caused by the fact that we don't understand women. It's like asking a vegetarian for the best way to eat a porterhouse steak.
 
luckyeddie

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
Dear Auntie Piper:

I have a girl-related problem. I have considered murdering the missus because she suggested that it was 'cruel of me' to laugh when Bradford scored against Nottingham Forest earlier this afternoon, thus depriving them of a chance of making the play-offs.

I'm a little undecided as to what method to despatch her with, and how to dispose of the corpse. I have a 'non-slip' hammer, but when the blood really starts to flow, am I likely to lose my grip? We have some very nice ornaments that could easily get cracked or broken. Also, will an under-sink garbage disposal mechanism work on bone?
 
Piper

Piper

Well-known member
Mr Casson said:
Piper, I reckon the worst place for guys to get tactical advice from is a girl. Don't forget that every single one of these girl problems is caused by the fact that we don't understand women. It's like asking a vegetarian for the best way to eat a porterhouse steak.
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Gerrard.. I did not say that i would help.. i just made the thread so u guys could help each other.. but i guess i shouldnt have eh?
 
Piper

Piper

Well-known member
luckyeddie said:
Dear Auntie Piper:

I have a girl-related problem. I have considered murdering the missus because she suggested that it was 'cruel of me' to laugh when Bradford scored against Nottingham Forest earlier this afternoon, thus depriving them of a chance of making the play-offs.

I'm a little undecided as to what method to despatch her with, and how to dispose of the corpse. I have a 'non-slip' hammer, but when the blood really starts to flow, am I likely to lose my grip? We have some very nice ornaments that could easily get cracked or broken. Also, will an under-sink garbage disposal mechanism work on bone?
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How about divorce?
 
cricketboy29

cricketboy29

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Piper said:
Gerrard.. I did not say that i would help.. i just made the thread so u guys could help each other.. but i guess i shouldnt have eh?
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Generally, for girl trouble. I think guys shouldnt talk about it, it has grave consquences.
 
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