Burpey
Well-known member
The story's from a while ago, but for some reason I was only told it today.
A few of the girls were out clubbing, Havana's I believe for the Sydneysiders who know of it. Anyways, this Carribbean bloke starts hitting on one of the girls. He's a fair bit older than her thought; she's 18, he's 30-odd. She's not really interested in what he has to say. He's talking himself up and all that; he talks about how he's an awesome sportsman and she surely recognises him. However, she's not buying it at all, some seedy tosser who's trying to take advantage of her. Eventually, she tells him to get lost. Her friends come up to her after this and are shocked. "Why'd you just turn down Brian Lara?" Needless to say, she was shattered.
A few of the girls were out clubbing, Havana's I believe for the Sydneysiders who know of it. Anyways, this Carribbean bloke starts hitting on one of the girls. He's a fair bit older than her thought; she's 18, he's 30-odd. She's not really interested in what he has to say. He's talking himself up and all that; he talks about how he's an awesome sportsman and she surely recognises him. However, she's not buying it at all, some seedy tosser who's trying to take advantage of her. Eventually, she tells him to get lost. Her friends come up to her after this and are shocked. "Why'd you just turn down Brian Lara?" Needless to say, she was shattered.
