Secret *** Quiz

[KiWiNiNjA]

Ok, I've been around the forums for a while now, and yet to create a new thread.

Well, here it is, and in OT

Welcome to the secret *** quiz. Some (well, probably all) may ask, WTF is a secret *** quiz???

Well, it works like this.
There will be a number of questions about yourself which you answer. And then the next person answers the same questions about themselves, and so on. The trick is, THE QUESTIONS ARE A SECRET!!! Yes, thats right, only i will EVER EVER know the true questions. HINT: All questions are on the same subject

I will leave the questions up to your collective imaginations. Ofcourse this will mean the questions change as some prats **** up the original questions due to their
a) Dirty minds
b) n00biness
c) Tendency to be a totally prat
d) All of the above

Basically this thread has the possibility of being BIG ( or it could fall flat on its arse )

OK, let the QUIZ begin (first few are easy ones for the slow ones out there). Here goes nothing

1) KiWiNiNjA
2) 22
3) preferably older, but not too fussed tbh
4) definitely the face
5) just a handful
6) 2 weeks is about right
7) If I'm drunk enough
8) Elisha Cuthbert
9) I wouldnt even do it for a million bucks
10) Definitely a sheep

 

[Adamc]

Sounds like a pretty clever idea actually, has potential. Just to clarify, are we meant to guess the questions (and post them) or just give our answers to what we think the questions are (without posting what we think the questions are)? I'm guessing the latter, not entirely sure though.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Sounds like a pretty clever idea actually, has potential. Just to clarify, are we meant to guess the questions (and post them) or just give our answers to what we think the questions are (without posting what we think the questions are)? I'm guessing the latter, not entirely sure though.

Yeah, just give your answers!!! (without posting your interpretation of the question)

 

[cover drive man]

I think I get the rules.




1) What's your name?

2) How old are you?

3) Would you rather go out with someone younger or older than you?

4) Which part of your body do you pamper the most?

5)How many peanuts would you consider a decent portion?

6)How long do you go on holidays for?

7)Would you pull a mooney to a police man?

8) Whats your real name?

9) Will you kiss me?

10)Whats your favourite animal?

 

[marc71178]

Does that reply from cdm qualify as d, or is it b and c?

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Yeah, just give your answers!!! (without posting your interpretation of the question)

Lol, not the questions you think i am answering,

But the answers to the questions that you think i am answering.

i.e CDM

1)cover drive man
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
7)
8)
9)
10)

ok?

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Does that reply from cdm qualify as d, or is it b and c?

I'd go for b and c

 

[vic_orthdox]

Lol, not the questions you think i am answering,

But the answers to the questions that you think i am answering.

*cover drive man instantaneously combusts*

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

4) Which part of your body do you pamper the most?

Questions which have such obvious answers are pointless

 

[cover drive man]

1) Cover drive man

2) 13

3) older

4) I don't pamper I wash.

5) As many as I can shove in my gob

6) one/two weeks.

7) I'd get someone else to

8) Joe King (By the way that's not real it's a joke)

9) Who wants to know.

10) Pigs.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

10) Pigs.

Dirty

 

[Tomm NCCC]

1) Tomm NCCC
2) 16
3) Like My Egg Nog - Thick, and full of booze
4) I wouldnt mind where she was putting it!
5) 8cm in diamater
6) Once every two days
7) Sure, sounds fun
8) Lucy Pitchford would do nicely.
9) Urgh! No way!
10) Tough, but I will have to go for Sophie Howard.

 

[cover drive man]

1) Tomm NCCC
2) 16
3) Like My Egg Nog - Thick, and full of booze
4) I wouldnt mind where she was putting it!
5) 8cm in diamater
6) Once every two days
7) Sure, sounds fun
8) Lucy Pitchford would do nicely.
9) Urgh! No way!
10) Tough, but I will have to go for Sophie Howard.

Oh my god filthy I like it

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

1) Tomm NCCC
2) 16
3) Like My Egg Nog - Thick, and full of booze
4) I wouldnt mind where she was putting it!
5) 8cm in diamater
6) Once every two days
7) Sure, sounds fun
8) Lucy Pitchford would do nicely.
9) Urgh! No way!
10) Tough, but I will have to go for Sophie Howard.

Not bad! Not bad at all!!

Hmm, not sure about the Sophie Howard one. She looks alright

 

[Tom Halsey]

Nice idea, my attempt:

1) Halsey
2) 18
3) Younger
4) Face
5) 2 teaspoons
6) Once every few days
7) Yes
8) Eva Longoria
9) Erm no
10) A cow

Genuinely have no idea for a good number of them.

 

[Turbinator]

1) Turbinator
2) 16
3) Younger
4) Face
5) A handful
6) 2 weeks
7) Yes
8) Legha Yusif
9) No
10) I don't like any

 

[Goughy]

1) KiWiNiNjA
2) 22
3) preferably older, but not too fussed tbh
4) definitely the face
5) just a handful
6) 2 weeks is about right
7) If I'm drunk enough
8) Elisha Cuthbert
9) I wouldnt even do it for a million bucks
10) Definitely a sheep

1) Graham Norton
2) 99.94
3) Whatever is easy
4) Face or the kidneys, both hurt
5) Depends what they are attached to
6) Within mins or at most hours or otherwise goodbye
7) Same, If drunk enough
8) Keith Chegwin
9) Never in a million years
10) Stephen Fleming

 

[nightprowler10]

1) nightprowler10
2) 24
3) Beggars can't be choosers
4) Use it as hair gel
5) Mouthful is good enough
6) At first sight
7) Sure why not?!
8) Angelina Jolie
9) Sure, I'm bored anyway
10) I believe in the power of my hands

 

[vic_orthdox]

1) vic_orthdox
2) 100*
3) vintage Model T Fords
4) usually around the edges
5) 4
6) 14 weeks plus finals
7) Depends on my technique at the time
8) Jack Bauer
9) For a F1 Racing Car
10) Goats milk. 'Tis fine.

 

[Matt79]

1) vic_orthdox
2) 100*
3) vintage Model T Fords
4) usually around the edges
5) 4
6) 14 weeks plus finals
7) Depends on my technique at the time
8) Jack Bauer
9) For a F1 Racing Car
10) Goats milk. 'Tis fine.