Story thread

[Neptune]

The premise of this thread is for the forum to create a wild, unimaginable story. You’re only allowed to add 3 words to the story each time you post. I will start:

I woke up

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

and ate breakfast

 

[Neptune]

I woke up and ate breakfast. I then went

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

I woke up and ate breakfast. I then went to the verandah.

 

[Neptune]

I woke up and ate breakfast. I then went to the verandah. I logged on

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

I woke up and ate breakfast. I then went to the verandah. I logged on to Cricketweb Forum,

 

[ataraxia]

I woke up and ate breakfast. I then went to the verandah. I logged on to Cricketweb Forum, only to discover

 

[Neptune]

I woke up and ate breakfast. I then went to the verandah. I logged on to Cricketweb Forum, only to discover that Flem and

 

[ataraxia]

I woke up and ate breakfast. I then went to the verandah. I logged on to Cricketweb Forum, only to discover that Flem and Neptune had both

 

[Adders]

I woke up and ate breakfast. I then went to the verandah. I logged on to Cricketweb Forum, only to discover that Flem and Neptune had both died. The End.

 

[Gnske]

I woke up and ate breakfast. I then went to the verandah. I logged on to Cricketweb Forum, only to discover that Flem and Neptune had both died. The End. My pharlap ached

 

[sledger]

I woke up and ate breakfast. I then went to the verandah. I logged on to Cricketweb Forum, only to discover that Flem and Neptune had both died. The End. My pharlap ached, my penis throbbed

 

[trundler]

I woke up and ate breakfast. I then went to the verandah. I logged on to Cricketweb Forum, only to discover that Flem and Neptune had both died. The End. My pharlap ached, my penis throbbed, my anus quivered.

 

[sledger]

I woke up and ate breakfast. I then went to the verandah. I logged on to Cricketweb Forum, only to discover that Flem and Neptune had both died. The End. My pharlap ached, my penis throbbed, my anus quivered. Moderator closed thread.