Totalitarianism gone mad AKA the China thread

[Burgey]

I haven't built the ****er yet, as Burgeinho is currently at Schoolies and made me promise not to until he returns. As he provided me with the best parenting moment of my life when he introduced me to a kindergarten friend of his who looked up and said "So you're the Lego King", I agreed to wait.

here tis in its box:

 

[Athlai]

How the **** have you not mentioned you're the lego king before? That needs to be your custom title, thats as cool as ****

 

[Burgey]

do you mean to tell me burgey throws shade at fantasy etc and he's been a secret uber nerd like the rest of us all along?

i look forward to seeing his lego city or castle on youtube. **** im jelly of people who can do all that. some amazing creativity out there.

Lego isn't for nerds ffs. Lego is the greatest toy ever invented (apart from the Rabbit, or so I'm told).

 

[Burgey]

How the **** have you not mentioned you're the lego king before? That needs to be your custom title, thats as cool as ****

I haven't mentioned it before because I'm unfailingly modest, as you all would have noticed.

 

[Athlai]

 

[Athlai]

Lego isn't for nerds ffs. Lego is the greatest toy ever invented (apart from the Rabbit, or so I'm told).

One of us, one of us, one of us.

Want to play D&D?

 

[Burgey]

One of us, one of us, one of us.

Want to play D&D?

I think maybe we aren't into the same types of dungeons mate. But that's ok.

 

[Athlai]

If thats the kind of roleplay you're after I'm sure I can still oblige

 

[Flem274*]

I think maybe we aren't into the same types of dungeons mate. But that's ok.

hey man you've never asked

 

[Flem274*]

Lego isn't for nerds ffs.

hahahaha ****ing neeerrrrrrdddddd

this is a good thing

 

[Burgey]

hey man you've never asked

I've never asked ​you

 

[Flem274*]

it warms my heart more than you can ever know to imagine the self styled forum alpha boomer logs off from his daily berating of the politically self centered and genetically beta spin bowlers to watch some highlights of manly raw pace while playing with his lego.

 

[Burgey]

Imagine thinking a toy as ubiquitous as Lego is for nerds. Next thing you'll be saying shoving kids heads down toilets or playing a contact sport is for nerds. What's wrong with you?

 

[Flem274*]

many things, but adults building lego is definitely considered a nerd thing. not quite 'knits chainmail at the work lunch table' level anymore, but up there.

and hey, that chainmail knitter i refer to alphas us all with his self-security and sits down opposite a smashing blonde or three for a good yarn while doing it. he's a good dude.

 

[Burgey]

adults building lego may be a nerd thing to you, but you think a bloke knitting chain mail is normal. I mean, come on.

 

[Flem274*]

I didn't, it's nerdier than adults building lego but not far off. That's the point.

 

[Athlai]

Nerds are cool my dude it's not the 80s anymore

 

[Burgey]

No they aren't. They're awful.

 

[zorax]

Are we trying to discuss who is nerdy or not on a cricket forum?

Because spoiler alert: we all are

 

[Athlai]

No they aren't. They're awful.

ok boomer