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World Cup June 19th

marc71178

Eyes not spreadsheets
NB - this came from an Aussie

It is just before the kick-off of Match 27 on 19 June between Australia and Brazil.
Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team-mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Australia. They're ***** and we can't be bothered".
Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldinho goes out to play Australia by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
"Brazil 1 - Australia 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating Australia all by himself!
Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on".
They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Munich Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - Australia 1 (Viduka 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it; he has single handedly got a draw against Australia!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Australia, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down...........I got sent off after 12 minutes"
 

Scaly piscine

Well-known member
steds said:
I've seen that one before, except about Scotland instead of Australia.
Yea, usual generic *insert team here* joke that goes around. Still it insults Australia so it's all good.
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
I've heard the old one with Scotland instead of AUssies and Ronaldo instead of Ronaldinho - but still, great joke :laugh:
 

Matteh

Well-known member
Basically the joke is that Ronaldinho wasn't even on the pitch for most of the game....and Aus only scored in the 89th minute...against a team of 0....
 

benchmark00

Well-known member
Scaly piscine said:
Yea, usual generic *insert team here* joke that goes around. Still it insults Australia so it's all good.
I know i'm deeply offended....



And Matteh, I think 3's got it, he was just being a tool.

Nice gag though, might use the joke myself.
 
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