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  1. Matteh

    CW Member interviews

    1. Bar the odd cameo, you basically ****ed off for ten years. Where have you been? It's tough to remember what I was doing when I did **** off in the beginning. Moved into Birmingham with a girlfriend for the first time later on in 2010 and hung around there until 2012. Got made redundant, I'd...
  2. Matteh

    The British Politics Thread

    Another top notch Simpsons political meme
  3. Matteh

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

  4. Matteh

    Matteh's Guide to the Workplace

    I'm a relatively young soul compared to some of the older gentlemen on here but after coming out of Uni straight into the recession and then bouncing around until the current recession, I've picked up some top tips on how to get by in the office. Get a reputation early for being a hard worker...
  5. Matteh

    Twitter accounts you're blocked by

    Not my 100% finest work but fairly respectable.
  6. Matteh

    Favourite non-posting member

    Who isn't around any more that you full on miss interacting with? Suppose the converse is fair game too because why not, nothing could possibly go wrong.
  7. Matteh

    The British Politics Thread

    The Simpsons political memeing is strong at the moment.
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    The British Politics Thread

  9. Matteh

    The Photography Thread

    We acquired a pair of black cats when some neighbours across the way moved out and just left them. Unfortunately I can't remember which this one is because the sticky label nametag we got them to write on their first day has fallen off. The black and white fella is ours, the jinky bastard.
  10. Matteh

    Drinking time

    Is it acceptable to drink before noon if you've been up since 4am?
  11. Matteh

    The British Politics Thread

    The link between nationalism and stupidity has been confirmed. We may as well get rid of the lockdown and just see who's left alive at the end of all this.
  12. Matteh

    Off Topic Draft

    Right, Sledger, you know the rules (and so do I). I'm going to have to start with your arch-nemesis. Like two ends of a magnet pushing each other away because they're both equally ****s. Benchmark00
  13. Matteh

    The British Politics Thread

    Would argue that the ideas were actually palatable and what the majority of people want - particularly in the area of nationalisation. Buttttt I'm also aware that this graph tells a huge story. You just need to sell snake oil on the most pressing issue, to the detriment of everything else...
  14. Matteh

    Pubs

    Nearly perfect
  15. Matteh

    Chess

    Came across this recent Carlsen match where he snatches defeat from the jaws of victory after his opponent underpromoted a pawn to a knight.
  16. Matteh

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

    Change in formation to make life easier but that's a pretty solid team.
  17. Matteh

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

    Had to get Le Tissier in and as a one-club player is perfect. Weakest area feels like it's in the centre-backs where they're still good, just less flashy than other selections. Davids gets picked for his career rather than actual Premier League contributions. Probably replace Essien with a...
  18. Matteh

    The British Politics Thread

  19. Matteh

    'Poppadom fingers' in modern times

    Would any test cricketer weather the inevitable Twitter storm if they used a term like 'poppadom fingers' to describe a cricketer of Indian origin today? Backstory: Nasser Hussain was given the nickname by the Australians in around 2001 after breaking yet another finger. All in all he suffered...
  20. Matteh

    I had a party yesterday

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