I just fake-tanned my legs...

[DJellett]

...and now I'm feeling uncertain.

First of all, I am the PALEST person in the history of the world. I mean that. I'm so white, sometimes I look grey. I haven't worn shorts in nearly 2 years, even with 40 degree heat abound this time of year.

But now the deed has been done, I'm wondering...could it be a little bit queer?

My comment at the time was "this is gayer than kissing a man" but I am really desperate for colour.

Verdict?

 

[andyc]

I didn't know men were allowed to buy fake tan, tbh

 

[DJellett]

I didn't know men were allowed to buy fake tan, tbh

Didn't really wanna bring this up but I used my grandma's fake tan getting more queer?

 

[Son Of Coco]

Didn't really wanna bring this up but I used my grandma's fake tan getting more queer?

Was it on her at the time?

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Didn't really wanna bring this up but I used my grandma's fake tan getting more queer?

IMHO, being labelled queer is the best-case scenario here.

 

[Perm]

The ladies love Gavin Henson, and he's about as metrosexual as you get. You should get laid soon, sound as if you need it too son

 

[DJellett]

The ladies love Gavin Henson, and he's about as metrosexual as you get. You should get laid soon, sound as if you need it too son

:O ouch. Based on what, may I ask?

 

[DJellett]

IMHO, being labelled queer is the best-case scenario here.

And worst-case?

 

[Perm]

:O ouch. Based on what, may I ask?

This thread.

 

[LongHopCassidy]

And worst-case?

Was it on her at the time?

 

[Matteh]

Even pale ass English Ginger people get a vague sort of a tan in the summer.

 

[DJellett]

I'm a half-English ginger, and no, I don't.

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Even pale ass English Ginger people get a vague sort of a tan in the summer.

 

[33/3from3.3]

Haha Ledge.

 

[Josh]

Red head's don't tan, Dylan. Of course everyone's going to think you're queer. What WERE you thinking??

 

[vic_orthdox]

We fake tanned ourselves for Mad Monday, hilarious results.

Anyways, fake tan will be too different, something more subtle surely.

 

[DJellett]

We fake tanned ourselves for Mad Monday, hilarious results.

Anyways, fake tan will be too different, something more subtle surely.

Technically it's not all-out fake tan, but a moisturiser with tanning agent in it which progressivley adds color.

 

[Josh]

Technically it's not all-out fake tan, but a moisturiser with tanning agent in it which progressivley adds color.

Well, that could be ok then. How progressively are we talking??

 

[DJellett]

Dont know, didnt get too involved in it - in case you havent noticed, its kinda spur of the moment.

Grandma assures me the 1st stage will only really be "off-whitish gold"

 

[Josh]

Dont know, didnt get too involved in it - in case you havent noticed, its kinda spur of the moment.

Grandma assures me the 1st stage will only really be "off-whitish gold"