Jokes

[Rich2001]

Here are a couple of jokes I have heard as a result of the unfortunte exit of Argentina

What's the difference between the Argentinian football team and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer

Why is the Argentinian football team like an old bra?

No cups and no support

How many argentininas does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you like they have nothing else to do

What's the difference beween the Argentina and a triangle?

A triangle always has 3 points

Why do Argentinian fans always carry lighters with them?

Because they lose all their matches


Argentina were going to be sponsored by Winalot but they have decided to pull out.

 

[Kimbo]

haha, funny... but pretty sad.

 

[anthonysw]

Rofl!

Yeh it is a bit sad though :P

[Edited on 6/14/02 by anthonysw]

 

[Anon2]

Very funny, send it to the Argentinian football association.

 

[lord_of_darkness]

lol get a bit realistic Paul :P

before you even know maybe those people get sued

 

[Neil Pickup]

Hmm, how many times have I heard those with "Man Utd"/"Liverpool" etc. inserted instead of Argentina?

 

[Anon2]

What you on about, Neil?

 

[Neil Pickup]

Just saying that I have heard those jokes before except with them taking the michael out of Man Utd/Liverpool/Arsenal/Burnley/Hull etc..

 

[marc71178]

What's the difference beween the Argentina and a triangle?

A triangle always has 3 points

Erm, didn't Argentina get 4 points?

 

[Rich2001]

Yes, but I copied them out of a newspaper, so they were wrong.