That 70s show

[Kimbo]

Love it. It's got some classic lines

Donna Pinciotti: Jackie I went on the pill.
Jackie Burkhardt: Oh my God. You are going to be so popular.

[Donna and Kelso are hiding under a bed.]
Donna Pinciotti: Is that your hand on my ass?
Michael Kelso: It was an accident.
Donna Pinciotti: Kelso, your hand's still on my ass.
Michael Kelso: IT'S STILL AN ACCIDENT!

Michael Kelso: I'm not shallow. I just judge women on their looks.

[Cooking]
Kitty Forman: Where's my brown sugar?
Fez: I'm right here, sweetie pie.

[Everyone is going to a new club]
Michael Kelso: All right! I'm going!
Jackie Burkhardt: No, Michael, my parents are going out tonight. You're coming over to my house to... study.
Michael Kelso: No! What a gyp! I'm going to the club!
Jackie Burkhardt: No, Michael! You have to come over to my house to "STUDY".
Michael Kelso: Fine! I'm gonna study!
Steven Hyde: Man, you're stupid.
Michael Kelso: I know, that's why I have to go study!


Fez: Whenever I look at naked ladies, I get really tired. Then I get my second wind, and then I want to look at more naked ladies

Kitty Forman: Eric, your father and I have noticed that you've been acting very strange lately.
Red Forman: Like a hippie!
Kitty Forman: Is there something you want to tell us?
Red Forman: Are you on dope?! Are you?!
Kitty Forman: Because we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization--
Red Forman: --my foot kickin' your ass!!

Laurie Forman: Nothing here is cheap.
Eric: Except you.
Laurie Forman: I am not cheap!
Eric: Alright, free...whatever.

 

[Kimbo]

Eric: I forgot my mom's birthday.
Steven Hyde: Really? 'Cause I remembered your mom's birthday!
Eric: If you remembered, then why didn't you tell me?!
Steven Hyde: How would that be funny?!

Jackie Burkhardt: Oh, no. I'm not getting a job. Jobs are for poor people. I'm a rich person who doesn't have any money

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Eric: [about the first time he had sex with Donna] It's as if at that moment Eric Forman and Donna Pinciotti ceased to exist and merged into one perfect being... Donneric Forciotti.

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Michael Kelso: Look Jackie, here's the deal. You cheated on me.
Jackie Burkhardt: You cheated on me all the time!
Michael Kelso: Well, yeah...but you cheated out of hate, and I cheated out of joy!

 

[esgallindeion]

I used to love this show.

Those are some really funny quotes. Keep on posting and I'll add some if I remember any.

 

[Kimbo]

Look them up on Google and post your favourites.

 

[gibbsnsmith]

bah

i should really watch the new series...