What are you thinking right now?

[trundler]

Are you a vegetarian?

On the wrong side of the border for that. FFS, I'm from the land of Wasim-Waqar-Imran. I should be able to bowl fast.

 

[Burgey]

I catch your drift, but remember zorax is from China, an ancient land steeped in culture yet he’s a feckless troglodyte. So it doesn’t always work that way.

 

[vogue]

House martins nest has turned into rather an unusual shape...

 

[trundler]

I catch your drift, but remember zorax is from China, an ancient land steeped in culture yet he’s a feckless troglodyte. So it doesn’t always work that way.

I've always thought there are 3 kinds of Chinese people. Zorax, Bolo Yeung, and Bruce Lee each best represent their category best which would be 1) brings dishonor to glorious Chinese traditions 2) buff and strong 3)compact and skilled respectively.

 

[Burgey]

Probably a fair summary tbh

 

[zorax]

I've always thought there are 3 kinds of Chinese people. Zorax, Bolo Yeung, and Bruce Lee each best represent their category best which would be 1) brings dishonor to glorious Chinese traditions 2) buff and strong 3)compact and skilled respectively.

I'd consider a Pakistani who can't bowl quick a disgrace to their culture tbh

And your favourite 'fast' bowler is McGrath. Im surprised you haven't been stoned to death yet. That's usually the kind of punishment for these kinds of offences in your part of the world.

 

[Burgey]

Whereas your posts are more like Chinese water torture.

 

[zorax]

Probably a fair summary tbh

How's the old tired bones Burgey? Managed to get your 12 hours of sleep in last night?

 

[Burgey]

Nah watched the soccer.

Season 2 of the wine show kicks off here tonight so wollbe watching that

 

[Daemon]

First day of work, 9-12 was orientation. Had lunch and then was whisked off to a clients place for a 5hr meeting where I had absolutely no idea what was going on. Had to nod and pretend like I was taking notes. During a break I got a coffee but spilled some on the carpet. No one saw.

All in all a decent debut.

 

[zorax]

Nah watched the soccer.

Season 2 of the wine show kicks off here tonight so wollbe watching that

Lol figures you believe myths like wine

 

[Burgey]

zorax as always so closed minded. Incapable of appreciating the varieties of wine owing to his incredibly unsophisticated palate.

 

[zorax]

Lol wine tasting/quality/superiority is all a myth and multiple studies have shown that so called 'experts' and 'connoisseurs' have no idea what they're talking about.

May as well believe in magic healing crystals while you're at it

 

[Burgey]

Says the bloke who had a hand shandy over a fella in Japan who spent 70 years cooking only rice.

 

[trundler]

I'd consider a Pakistani who can't bowl quick a disgrace to their culture tbh

And your favourite 'fast' bowler is McGrath. Im surprised you haven't been stoned to death yet. That's usually the kind of punishment for these kinds of offences in your part of the world.

Well if you kept up with my Ramadan posting the stoning is long overdue since I'm an atheist as well.
I'm okay with being a disgrace at this point. I can still recall the mockery as I delivered a ball that couldn't even bounce after a 22 pace run up for the first time. I have embraced it. See my name.

 

[Mike5181]

Lol wine tasting/quality/superiority is all a myth and multiple studies have shown that so called 'experts' and 'connoisseurs' have no idea what they're talking about.

May as well believe in magic healing crystals while you're at it

Following Gwyneth Paltrow is the first step to enlightenment

 

[zorax]

Says the bloke who had a hand shandy over a fella in Japan who spent 70 years cooking only rice.

Better than spending 70 years shitposting in cricket forums

 

[trundler]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/jun/23/wine-tasting-junk-science-analysis

Wine-tasting just doesn't make any sense. Often times the winning ones are too acidic and awful. Even wine-tasters cant keep up with what they're supposed to like.

 

[trundler]

Better than spending 70 years shitposting in cricket forums

Don't you have some iPhones to make for a dollar a month?

 

[Daemon]

Well if you kept up with my Ramadan posting the stoning is long overdue since I'm an atheist as well.
I'm okay with being a disgrace at this point. I can still recall the mockery as I delivered a ball that couldn't even bounce after a 22 pace run up for the first time. I have embraced it. See my name.

It's a tough double life isn't it. I have to pretend to be religious else my gf's parents won't approve of me. Not easy since I don't even know how to pray properly.