Clonging bill passes the Senate

[nibbs]

great to hear clonging is now legal again.

 

[16 tins of Spam]

I'm a clonger from way back. This is a positive step. The Government should legalise it, tax it, and put the proceeds into public education campaigns.

 

[Son Of Coco]

The first step is to introduce clonging education into schools, that way they'll get the full benefit from clonging without any potential drawbacks.

The curriculum could include:

History of Clonging (feat. Quasimodo - one of the world's great clongers)
Post 1945 Clonging
Legal Ramifications of Over/Under Clonging
Great Modern Day Clongers
Sheep Clonging
and Cooking for your Clonger

 

[ash chaulk]

clonging


1. The process of hitting a metallic object with a wooden spoon. It is known for making a CLONG sound. Therefore lies evidence clonging was around when pots and wooden spoons.

Dude, lets TOTALLY go to the kitchen and clong some pots!




2. clinging onto a dong, according to dan.

Dude quit clonging onto dan :|

found in urban dictionary

 

[age_master]

clonging

1. The process of hitting a metallic object with a wooden spoon. It is known for making a CLONG sound. Therefore lies evidence clonging was around when pots and wooden spoons.

 

[Robertinho]

We need to look at the role of clongers in contemporary society, and what sort of realistic expectations we should have as to how they'll contribute to the workforce. Aside from that obvious question, I welcome this news, you've probably heard me ranting about clonging before cause I've always been puzzled by the ban...

 

[NZTailender]

Every clong is sacred, IMO.

 

[Mr Casson]

Every clong is sacred, IMO.

Catholic.

 

[David]

A little more cowbell

 

[KennyD]

Not that you'd need the 'e' anyway spelling 'cloning'.....?!?!

I play by no one's rules but my own, which I sometime don't play by either.

 

[Langeveldt]

Some of us have felt alienated by the clonging community we once served so faithfully.. it will take more than idle rhetoric to get me back in action..

 

[NZTailender]

Some of us have felt alienated by the clonging community we once served so faithfully.. it will take more than words to get me back in action..

To be honest, you can't really say much these days against clonging without being labelled a "clongaphobe" even if it's just honest opinion thats not offensive in any way, shape or form.

 

[Robertinho]

Clong is as clong does, mate.

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

To be honest, you can't really say much these days against clonging without being labelled a "clongaphobe" even if it's just honest opinion thats not offensive in any way, shape or form.

That's just a cheap excuse to parade your hatred for clonging and clongers, IMO. Clonging never harmed you, and what a clonger does in his own home or high tech lab is his own business.

Go and get clonged.

 

[pasag]

Oh, I am so sick of this typical left wing rhetoric that you seem to want to bore us with at every opportunity. Clonging is a tool of the devil and you socialists are so ecstatic to reintroduce it, despite the fact that it threatens the fabric of our society.

And let's not forget it is strictly against the bible. Leviticus 24:16 "Thou shall not clong"

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

The Bible? You realise how much that book contradicts itself?

For instance, check out Leviticus 27:14, "Thou shalt clong."

 

[pasag]

What? You selectively edited that verse. Worst tactics ffs.

The complete sentence is “Thou shalt clong if thou wants to spend eternity in hell”.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

I think Garven meant cloning, guys...

 

[Langeveldt]

look why do we have to bring religion into this debate at every oppertunity? Its always the usual suspect who have a snipe at us former clongers, pot calling kettle black IMHO

 

[Nate]

Pasag > Smith. And I`m not one for controversial statements. All gays go to hell.