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Ever fart in a car? That's fair. Air 'er out boys.

Gnske

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Worse in bed and you get that Colombus-esque curiosity that drives men wild, to poke your head under the sheets and inhale just for the sake of it.
 

Gnske

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i'd be alarmed, that either implies she wants you to be the hunter or the fowl
 

Daemon

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The science behind silent but deadly farts is simple. The sound of a fart is generated when compressed air is passing through uranus and the buttcheeks, causing them to vibrate. They act as a filter of sorts, trapping most of the less than ideal smells.

For the silent fart however, no such filter exists. The fart travels directly from your bowels to the outside world like the Shinkansen glides through Japan, effortlessly flowing through your intestines and out into the open atmosphere.
 
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