imagine if you were jinxed to walk around on the roof upside down

[Flem274*]

doorways would be such a pain since you'd have to step upwards each time and it would be easy to forget and fall over. im not sure how you'd go outside since you would plummet into the sky.

on the bright side, there is one boon this curse offers but unfortunately >REMOVED BY DAN<

 

[Daemon]

flem seek help

 

[Adders]

I'm not so concerned about the falling over (that's pretty normal anyway) but I'm very concerned about the affect of the alcohol and narcotics being upside down.........I can see me spilling way too much and coke is ****ing expensive man.

 

[trundler]

Confused but amused. Not sure why I'm aroused too though.

 

[Adders]

 

[Adders]

Me dripping cocaine from every orifice whilst upside down would make any one aroused surely?

 

[Flem274*]

ooh look at adders he's so rich he can waste coke dripping it out of him bum.

i hope you hit your head on the fridge when you're upside down

 

[trundler]

An orifice is simply an opening so it includes skin pores which means Adders has more coke than Pablo.

Guillotine.

 

[Adders]

ooh look at adders he's so rich he can waste coke dripping it out of him bum.

i hope you hit your head on the fridge when you're upside down

That's pretty much the opposite of what I said Flem.......but what the hey, lets scoot up a couple more white lines and rock this party my man

Edit: I'm drunk......I forgot my orifice post. Carry on....

 

[zorax]

Ceiling Fans are the real problem