MS Paint Cricket Hybrids

[HeathDavisSpeed]

This thread will occasionally bring you hybrids of cricketers and non-cricketers brought to you not with the power of genetic engineering, but instead with the power or MSPaint and/or equivalent.

1. Paddy Ashwin



Okay, so I've crossed former British Liberal Democratic party leader Paddy Ashdown now Baron Ashdown of Norton-sub-Hamdon with current Indian Spinner Ravichandran Ashwin

Combined Abilities:

1. Often overlooked or passed over for major honours for inferior, lesser personalities. Ravinder Jadeja, Pragjan Ojha, Charles Kennedy etc.
2. Inability to open eyes wide enough to actually see anything
3. Gets on quite well with any secretaries currently employed
4. Former marine. Don't give him any **** on field.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

And yes, he's belted up his trousers over the top of his suit jacket. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

 

[Quaggas]

Pinstripes? The new Yankee SS

 

[sledger]

Kind of looks like he is wearing a prison uniform.

 

[Howe_zat]

outstanding

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

2. Bernard Mathews



In today's instalment, I have crossed former Turkey farmer and Norfolk stalwart Bernard Matthews with Sri Lankan skipper Angelo Mathews.

Combined Abilities

1. Can make incredible things from turkey drumsticks.
2. Has a bootiful sense of timing
3. Is incapable of saying the word "beautiful"
4. Scares the living bejeeeeesus out of turkeys.

 

[zorax]

...what are you doing with your life man.

 

[zorax]

Don't get me wrong, I don't disapprove. But I do want some of what you're smoking.

 

[Hurricane]

Don't get me wrong, I don't disapprove. But I do want some of what you're smoking.

In the 1990s that was a very popular and hip expression until corporate america discovered it and 50 year old bosses started using it. It instantly became uncool and this is my first time hearing the saying since 1998.

 

[zorax]

I didn't want to presume he was injecting/taking pills.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

...what are you doing with your life man.

It's catharsis. Either that or the crack.

 

[Daemon]

That is a great turkey drawing tbh. Athlai's paint skills have got nothing on this.

 

[Howe_zat]

Are you taking requests?

 

[Athlai]

That is a great turkey drawing tbh. Athlai's paint skills have got nothing on this.

You shouldn't say hurtful things.

 

[sledger]

You shouldn't say hurtful things.

Star Wars is ****ing ****.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

how can you even fit so much wit into one man

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Thinking of developing a Spudometer, but need 10 players to represent the spuddishness factor.

So far, the only guaranteed players on the Spudometer will be:

Hamish Spudderford
Spudesh Raina

Any suggestions gratefully received.

 

[Hurricane]

Thinking of developing a Spudometer, but need 10 players to represent the spuddishness factor.

So far, the only guaranteed players on the Spudometer will be:

Hamish Spudderford
Spudesh Raina

Any suggestions gratefully received.

Perera after giving up 24 runs in an over today.

 

[Howe_zat]

Thinking of developing a Spudometer, but need 10 players to represent the spuddishness factor.

So far, the only guaranteed players on the Spudometer will be:

Hamish Spudderford
Spudesh Raina

Any suggestions gratefully received.

Jade Spudbach

 

[G.I.Joe]

Ravi Potatopara.