My last hour...

[Gnske]

yeah but when youre a kid you dont realise the potential that resides in the crotch of every living being

 

[trundler]

Yeah you can smuggle heroin in your gash for a Mexican drug cartel

 

[Gnske]

i meant the potential for life and boundless twisted pleasure

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

That was philosophical Gnske.

Waxing poetic.

 

[trundler]

That was philosophical Gnske.

Waxing poetic.

Pick in the alphabet draft

 

[Shri]

You've just offended the whole south Indian/filter coffee crowd

You're lucky weldone doesn't post in OT

South Indians don't eat roti often idli/dosa amd coffee is different

I think coffee is not much of a step up from monkey piss but it is a totally different thing

 

[Shri]

I'm pooping

Good job little buddy

 

[Red_Ink_Squid]

I've been helping my 3 year old build a marble run, whilst getting annoyed that he doesn't want to build it the way I want to. I think he's holding me back.

 

[zorax]

Bought a new wok and some Chinese sausages. Excited to cook today. It won't be pretty, but it will be fun and will hopefully taste good.

 

[GIMH]

Pics or gtfo

 

[Burgey]

Bought a new wok and some Chinese sausages. Excited to cook today. It won't be pretty, but it will be fun and will hopefully taste good.

So you hate China but buy their sausages. Make up your ****ing mind.

 

[Shri]

Bought a new wok and some Chinese sausages. Excited to cook today. It won't be pretty, but it will be fun and will hopefully taste good.

Preparing for assimilation. Nice.

 

[Daemon]

So you hate China but buy their sausages. Make up your ****ing mind.

He doesn't hate China, he hates the CCP.

 

[Burgey]

He doesn't hate China, he hates the CCP.

Same thing

 

[zorax]

Cooked a lot.

 

[Flem274*]

Well if you are having roti you might as well go full native and have chai instead of coffee

no i am white i will butcher all fioreign cuisines

 

[Shri]

Not as badly as you butcherd that second last word

 

[cpr]

yeah but when youre a kid you dont realise the potential that resides in the crotch of every living being

Can tell you're not Catholic....