Write a poem about another poster

[zorax]

I got one.....

There once was a **** named zorax

I'm working on the rest, but I think I'm onto something good.

I've got an Adders poem in the works.

It's a love poem. Might cop an infraction for inappropriate sexual reference, but it's worth it to repair what we've lost </3

 

[Gnske]

whatever its content, i'm reporting it you snitcher

 

[Adders]

A vote for him in BOTM
Is enough to numb the pain

The bitterness is certainly strong in this one.

 

[Gnske]

his name is zorax
makes me want xanax
boy i hate his guts

someone finish it i cbf

sledger, sweeter than a summers day
for him, surely we must all be gay
surely you've seen him, posting thread to thread
he really gets my dander up, boy i'd give him some good - - - -

 

[zorax]

The bitterness is certainly strong in this one.

Did you not vote for me because you 'didnt want to get kicked out before Zorax'?

I'm quite pleased with that tbh.

 

[Burgey]

his name is zorax
makes me want xanax
boy i hate his guts

someone finish it i cbf

sledger, sweeter than a summers day
for him, surely we must all be gay
surely you've seen him, posting thread to thread
he really gets my dander up, boy i'd give him some good - - - -

Lovely contribution. Beautifully put.
You’re a gentle soul, Gnske.

 

[Burgey]

Did you not vote for me because you 'didnt want to get kicked out before Zorax'?

I'm quite pleased with that tbh.

He didn’t vote for you because you’re a ****, mate.

And I’m quite pleased with that tbh

 

[zorax]

He didn’t vote for you because you’re a ****, mate.

And I’m quite pleased with that tbh

Nah his voting post says what I said

Unless you're calling Adders a liar?

In any case - you should probably stop posting in this thread unless you have a poem to contribute

 

[Gnske]

a boy was he, his name was trundler
the day came, his mother's heart torn so asunder
"I browse day to day the cricket vBulletin" he said
"You're done" she said "for my son is dead"

we watched him grow with trembling anticipation
only to watch him develop a perverse persuasion
one of us is to blame, but lets not talk about names
the hookers and crack he got from James

 

[Athlai]

Burgey's very old
He's older than you or me
He's older than CricketWeb
He's older than most trees

He's older than T20 cricket
He's older than List A
He's older than Kerry Packer
He's older than Gideon Haigh

He's older than broadcast TV
He's older than the web
He's older than space exploration
He's even older than sliced bread

He's older than Test cricket
He's older than the mail
He's older than colonisation,
He even saw Discovery set sail

He's older than civilization itself
He's as old as old can be
And It doesn't matter how old you are,
You'll never be older than Burgey

This one would've been good if you ended with something like "
I like what I like, he's as old as can be,
But as old as he gets, he never likes me."

 

[Burgey]

Nah his voting post says what I said

Unless you're calling Adders a liar?

In any case - you should probably stop posting in this thread unless you have a poem to contribute

That was a poem

 

[trundler]

a boy was he, his name was trundler
the day came, his mother's heart torn so asunder
"I browse day to day the cricket vBulletin" he said
"You're done" she said "for my son is dead"

we watched him grow with trembling anticipation
only to watch him develop a perverse persuasion
one of us is to blame, but lets not talk about names
the hookers and crack he got from James

Sig worthy

 

[Gnske]

I wish i could be half arsed to get some flow and structure to these fmd thats jarring

 

[Athlai]

I wish i could be half arsed to get some flow and structure to these fmd thats jarring

Just steal song lyrics.

 

[Gnske]

Just steal song lyrics.

show me how its done, use a Rammstein number as an ode to watson

 

[cpr]

There's a lad from Hong Kong
who's posts are so long
and quite frankly he stinks up the joint
Opinions so wrong
like he's been on the bong
So blazed he can't work powerpoint

 

[Gnske]

How shameful, theres no poster here who doesn't know powerpoint right? That'd be truly beyond help

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

His username is SillyCowCorner
He doesn't need the '1'
Universally recognised
As being a lot of fun

He's a fan of the Maroons
And his cricket chat is insightful
He's a fan of the green
And in OT he's delightful

He lives on a farm
And looks a lot like Sangakarra
We'll do a podcast someday
I hope he sounds like Brian Lara

Wow, zorax, Nice poem.
My cricket chat is far from insighful..
The '1' is what made me who I am.
There are also SCC2, SCC3, SCC4, etc...most commonly found in the game, Slow Four

 

[andruid]

There once was a poster, Uranus
Who on Cricket web was quite famous,
But like a balloon,
He blew up to soon,
And now we just call him Neptune


More nonsense may or may not come later

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

There once was a poster, Uranus
Who on Cricket web was quite famous,
But like a balloon,
He blew up to soon,
And now we just call him Neptune


More nonsense may or may not come later

It's amazing how all I got from this was the word: Gaseous.