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Write a poem about another poster

Neptune

Neptune

Well-known member
This is a poem I wrote about Zorax: I’m a sad, bored bellend.

Zorax is a snitch
He lives in a ditch
He likes all all our posts
Then he goes and boasts
Thinking he’s all cool
When he’s just cruel
And a fool

He likes fish
Even though it’s not even his favourite dish
He lives in Hong honk
When in reality he’s more like King Kong
He can be nice
Just don’t take his advice
He’s like a bloody mice

Overall he’s just a ****** member
Especially in November
But be nice
I wonder if he likes rice?
Whenever I read the name Zorax
I image a picture of snorlax
I’ve no idea why I wrote this
But this is just bliss
 
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Daemon

Well-known member
The names Julius, I'm half Italian
Can I get in your pants? Promise I'm a Stallion

Yes I know you're unhinged and crazy
But baby - I post on cricketweb daily

My pal GIMH and I raise hell in Off Topic
Reminiscing the days of the Gay Little Clique

My other hobbies are conversations about data protection
As a matter of fact, they give me a slight erection

But nothing turns me on like the word expedient
Except maybe an infraction for continual disobediance

So come on love, let me be your man
We'll do things that are >REDACTED BY DAN<
 
GIMH

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Oh my captain, his name is Daemon
I enjoy all his posts even when steaming
He rolls with the punches and cannibal memes
And he loves Arctic monkeys and mafia themes
He supports India but he's from singapore
And hes no time for zorax who likes like a whore
So come on bitches do the right thing
Shout the name Daemon, in fact **** it lets sing
 
Line and Length

Line and Length

Well-known member
I didn't vote for this man in the "Battle of Members" so, instead, I'll give him a poem.

Red_Ink_Squid ... I thought it was black
But when he's posting he's on the right track.
Like me he's a member, relatively green
Unlike all of the veterans we've seen.

He’s willing to appear in the interview thread
But who’ll do the asking, will it be Fred?
Or Trundler or Burgey – who’ll interview him?
Based on his form I’d be opting for Slim.

The Platinum Lounge is the envy of some
To enter you need time – and the mention of ***
But Squid is too cultured to utter such things
He prefers the fame that good posting brings.
 
Red_Ink_Squid

Red_Ink_Squid

Well-known member
Trundling in, trundling out
Dont leave your car keys lying about
Instead of studying to make his grades
He posts here with people thrice his age
Makes lots of posts with the occasional pearl
Perhaps one day he'll meet a girl
He wants to bowl like Glen McGrath
Sadly more like Rubel Hossain so far
Running this year's B-O-T-M
Armed just with a whiteboard and a pen
Having a whiteboard seems cute to me
My son uses one (and he's just 3)
Trundling in, trundling out
Don't leave your car keys lying about
 
Red_Ink_Squid

Red_Ink_Squid

Well-known member
zorax said:
so is serenading each other what we're doing now
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Yeah I guess.

zorax, zorax likes our posts
zorax zorax, likes the most

I guess his thought process here must be
"If I like them maybe they'll like me."

zorax, zorax likes our posts
zorax zorax, likes the most
Shame he's a snitch.
 
Gnske

Gnske

Well-known member
Flem, a man for all seasons
Shrewd, cunning and a word that rhymes with cunning
I'd let him have me for many reasons

Do I wish upon a midnight dreary
That Flem would come, and wipe my tear-y
It's true, I think of him a lot
I'd let him put Excalibur in my Camelot

He was brave to the end, no one was more true
Boundless was our despair, but as for you
Dan, your moderating is poo
 
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