if you found your dad's corpse wearing a corset and dog collar what would you do

[Gnske]

i would turn around 240 degrees and just walk away

 

[sledger]

Say fair enough

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

At least he died doing what he loved.

 

[Lillian Thomson]

I’d wonder why he’s been exhumed after 52 years.

 

[Shri]

Shrug

 

[BoyBrumby]

I found my mate's corpse.

He had a belt round his neck, his old fella in his hand, was in stockings and suspenders, had an orange shoved up his arse, and was wearing a Tottenham shirt.

I removed the shirt to save his family embarrassment.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

I found my mate's corpse.

He had a belt round his neck, his old fella in his hand, was in stockings and suspenders, had an orange shoved up his arse, and was wearing a Tottenham shirt.

I removed the shirt to save his family embarrassment.

it's good you're an arsenal fan or we might have another anti-semitism complaint on our hands

 

[Line and Length]

I'd sue the undertaker for not preparing the body as requested.

 

[sledger]

I'd sue the undertaker for not preparing the body as requested.

The collar should have had a leash attached to it, you miserable slug.

 

[Flem274*]

desecrate his corpse for stealing my clothes

 

[Uppercut]

I found my mate's corpse.

He had a belt round his neck, his old fella in his hand, was in stockings and suspenders, had an orange shoved up his arse, and was wearing a Tottenham shirt.

I removed the shirt to save his family embarrassment.

Embarrassed that I only realised this was a joke when I got to the bit about the orange.