I am old, and have no life, I'm probably just pissed off that I haven't been mentioned in the CW masturbation threads. Mind you I generally only miss people like Fiery and ClownSymonds, but that's because I like total ****s.Wow, aren't you guys all old or should get lives.
I have fewer posts than all of you which means I have a life because I'm too cool for the Internet.
You're fortunate mate - I am old and have no life, and I have a dodgy kneeI am old, and have no life, I'm probably just pissed off that I haven't been mentioned in the CW masturbation threads. Mind you I generally only miss people like Fiery and ClownSymonds, but that's because I like total ****s.
Cushion cake ftw.Wow, weren't things great or dire, or summat once.
It was really amazing or not when that bloke posted something, and we all laughed/cringed, I'll never forget it, as I measure my life on things that happen on this exciting cricket forum.
I'm all ranted out, there's only so much bile and invective one person can spill.I miss grecian's decent rants.
Hey I didn't create this thread just so you could insult internet Porn, there are some things that are ****ing sacred mate......the kids of the 00s and 10s don't know ****. Life before the internet was the real deal. The kids these days all they do is jack off to internet porn. They don't know jack **** about the real deal. Ah the good ole days
Are you a kid of the 00s?Hey I didn't create this thread just so you could insult internet Porn, there are some things that are ****ing sacred mate......
Those days..... The exchange of printed porn. And the pages that were returned glued together, quite obviously, always were the best pages.the kids of the 00s and 10s don't know ****. Life before the internet was the real deal. The kids these days all they do is jack off to internet porn. They don't know jack **** about the real deal. Ah the good ole days
The 1900s maybe.Are you a kid of the 00s?
Nostalgia is good for you though mate, it's like when you can remember you were a proper league club. Mind you good result against Bromley Girls School today, just held on.The 1900s maybe.
Luxury - I am old, have no life, 2 dodgy shoulders and one of our IPads has crapped itself so have to get up before the wife & kids just to get hold of one our remaining devices so I can log onto CW to tell the world that I am old, have no life and 2 dodgy shouldersYou're fortunate mate - I am old and have no life, and I have a dodgy knee
and your a ****ing convict, never forget that.Luxury - I am old, have no life, 2 dodgy shoulders and one of our IPads has crapped itself so have to get up before the wife & kids just to get hold of one our remaining devices so I can log onto CW to tell the world that I am old, have no life and 2 dodgy shoulders
Storing all this up for when the natural order is restored tbh.Nostalgia is good for you though mate, it's like when you can remember you were a proper league club. Mind you good result against Bromley Girls School today, just held on.
Fair play to you mate, and I'll be petrified when you have about a decade of this stuff to vent about.Storing all this up for when the natural order is restored tbh.
Fair play to you mate, and I'll be petrified when you have about a decade of this stuff to vent about.