The Lame Joke Corner

[BoyBrumby]

At breakfast yesterday I made a Belgian waffle.

Then at lunch I made a Frenchman talk bollocks.

 

[Manee]

At breakfast yesterday I made a Belgian waffle.

Then at lunch I made a Frenchman talk bollocks.

Love a bit of Gary Delaney, best one-liner out there, imo.

 

[andruid]

If fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters do?

 

[smalishah84]

fight for freedom

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

I am thoroughly disgusted by the able-ist abuse in this thread's title. As someone who could be classed as lame currently due to a calf strain I've had since Tuesday, I find it abhorrent to compare my short term disability to some of the jokes that have been purveyed in this heinous thread. Especially Smali's jokes. Please can this be corrected forthwith.

 

[uvelocity]

what do you call a deer with no eyes

no idea

what do you call a deeer with no eyes and no legs

still no idea

what do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no balls

still no ****ing idea

what do you call a dog with no legs

doesnt matter he wont come anyway

 

[Goughy]

I am thoroughly disgusted by the able-ist abuse in this thread's title. As someone who could be classed as lame currently due to a calf strain I've had since Tuesday, I find it abhorrent to compare my short term disability to some of the jokes that have been purveyed in this heinous thread. Especially Smali's jokes. Please can this be corrected forthwith.

I never did get an answer to my question in the other thread!

 

[Top_Cat]

A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre. So the bartender gave it to her.

 

[smalishah84]

why didn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because he had no guts

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

I never did get an answer to my question in the other thread!

I hate to use such reactionary language, but it is POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

 

[uvelocity]

why didnt the skeleton jump off the cliff? he had no guts

e

 

[smalishah84]

I cba looking that up

tbf, great minds think alike

 

[BoyBrumby]

I'm organising a charity ball to help people who struggle to reach orgasm.

Contact me if you can't come.

 

[benchmark00]

What do you call an intelligent donkey?

 

[Jono]

smart ass

 

[Ausage]

Edit: ****!

 

[NUFAN]

smart ass

 

[benchmark00]

 

[Jono]

GIFSoup

 

[BoyBrumby]

Following Britain's No.1 diver's brave announcement that he is gay, Manchester United have pledged to fully support Ashley Young during this difficult time.