Twilight bores man to death

[Goughy]

Id never seen Twighlight and Id not heard of Taylor Lautner until recently. When I saw him i immediately thought 'That is the crazy kid from the Cheap Seets martial arts episode'

One search later and it is

From 2003

YouTube - CHEAP SEATS - 2003 ISKA Karate Championships Part 2/4

 

[NZTailender]

You know what would make an awesome Twilight film? A new Blade film, where he goes around killing them all. It would work best as a 'hidden camera' type format, where the actors don't actually know he's coming. More realistic that way.

 

[Burgey]

Sugar Daddy/Trout depending on the context. Cougar>>Trout in the coolness factor though.

Trout >> Cougar when wrapped in foil and slow-cooked under the hood of a barbeque, tbh.

 

[Nate]

Bahahaha, loving this thread.

EDIT: Fwiw, I've seen all three films. And while I understand their appeal to teenage girls and such, the idea is SO poorly executed. Gahhhhhhhhh. Terrible acting, slow-moving story. PAINFUL.

 

[Burgey]

And why do werewolves and vampires hate each other anyway? Seems to me they'd all get along.

Though if they're going to have a stink, better to have Kate Beckinsale in that black leather suit from that other lot of films involved, imo.

 

[DingDong]

nevermind

 

[Pothas]

Dreading going back to work on Saturday, going to be hell.

They tried to make me work Sunday but that was quickly dealt with.

In risk of being smashed by all and sundry I will admit that I did not actually hate it, (the first one anyway) it is so utterly ridiculous that I found it kind of amusing.

 

[Ausage]

Though if they're going to have astink, better to have Kate Beckinsale in that black leather suit from that other lot of films involved, imo.

Anyway that link was hilarious Uppercut.

 

[_Ed_]

But honestly, is there a more mortifying way to go? Seeing Twilight...alone. Horrific.

 

[Teja.]

Cougar when wrapped in foil and slow-cooked under the hood of a barbeque, tbh.

Series of disturbing yet tantalizing images flooding my brain tbh. brb in 5.

 

[G.I.Joe]

Ok, I'll bite: why trout?

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I didn't know either. A Wiki search reveals that it's because trout swim downstream, like the old balding candy wielding perverts in question do too.

 

[morgieb]

Speaking of the death, it serves him right for seeing Twilight.

 

[pasag]

Gutted my pun didnt take off

 

[NZTailender]

Gutted my pun didnt take off

I think we should all fangk you for this thread, it's gold.

The 'man dies at Twilight screening' is underrated too (or maybe I'm looking too far into it; twilight=time)

 

[silentstriker]

Hey douchebags, or rather a single douchebag: stop reporting random posts. My email has enough spam as it is.

 

[Shri]

okay

 

[silentstriker]

OK, don't report the post warning people not to report posts either. Should have guessed.

I might become mean really soon.

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

So tempted to report that post.

 

[silentstriker]

I know. Lesser men than you have already succumbed to that temptation (much lesser man in one case).

 

[Shri]

Stfu scientist.