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to the tune of Katy Perry's "Roar"
Verse
I used to bowl it on a good length
Pitch it up and hope that it swings
Didn’t get many wickets
Through good cricket
Couldn’t hit the seam to save my life
Southee thought I had a hot wife
Being a third seamer
Isn’t every bowlers dream
Bridge
I sent one down
And it bounced up
Hit the splice and squared him up
Hear that sound, hear the crowd
Stare him down then turn around
The batsman ducks under the ball
Thinks I haven’t got a chance at all
But I can tell, I can smell
Got ten overs left in this spell
Chorus
I’ve pissed off the umpire, tryin’
To bowl all these bouncers
Cos I am Neil Wagner
And you’re gonna hear me roarrrrrrr
Verse
I used to bowl it on a good length
Pitch it up and hope that it swings
Didn’t get many wickets
Through good cricket
Couldn’t hit the seam to save my life
Southee thought I had a hot wife
Being a third seamer
Isn’t every bowlers dream
Bridge
I sent one down
And it bounced up
Hit the splice and squared him up
Hear that sound, hear the crowd
Stare him down then turn around
The batsman ducks under the ball
Thinks I haven’t got a chance at all
But I can tell, I can smell
Got ten overs left in this spell
Chorus
I’ve pissed off the umpire, tryin’
To bowl all these bouncers
Cos I am Neil Wagner
And you’re gonna hear me roarrrrrrr
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