Jamie Lynn Spears gives birth to baby girl

[KiWiNiNjA]

Haha, met at CHURCH.

 

[_Ed_]

Haha, met at CHURCH.

Yeah that's simply outstanding.

 

[Mr Casson]

Yeah that's simply outstanding.

Makes perfect sense, the church probably stole the poor bastard's rubbers off him.

 

[_Ed_]

Good point.

 

[Son Of Coco]

gee, those trailer parks are fertile places aren't they!?

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

gee, those trailer parks are fertile places aren't they!?

Leads to an important question......

Was it a trailer park church?

 

[Son Of Coco]

Leads to an important question......

Was it a trailer park church?

Was the reverend's name 'Bobby Jo'?

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Was the reverend's name 'Bobby Jo'?

My bet is on Bubba Rae

 

[ripper868]

My bet is on Bubba Rae

Dudley?

 

[sledger]

Was the reverend's name 'Bobby Jo'?

Billy Bob being another probable alternative, same goes for Jimmy John.

 

[Richard]

Sledger's got the upper hand here. Richard's pun edgecution is poor, while Sledger's backhands are as golden as Bjorn Berg's.

Well you might be interested to hear, then, that I was behind the whole lot of 'em other than the first!

And it's Bjorn Borg (or Bórg or something) FFS.

 

[sledger]

haha I lolled at that as well, but thought i'd leave it to you to break the news.

 

[Shaggy Alfresco]

This thread is awful. Seriously, seriously, awful.

I hope both of you ****s get cancer because of this.

 

[Richard]

This thread is awful. Seriously, seriously, awful.

It's a nibbs thread - whaddya expect?

 

[_Ed_]

A nibbs thread in which the post he makes is the best in the thread is a rare thing indeed.

 

[Richard]

Dire puns are the best answer to dire threads, ITBT.

 

[Shaggy Alfresco]

Dire puns are the best answer to dire threads, ITBT.

No, the best answer to dire threads is not to. They're dire for a reason.

 

[andmark]

A child at age 17, teenage pregnancies end up in awful parenting in fair amount of cases. Although you could argue the bad cases are publicised more.

 

[sledger]

No, the best answer to dire threads is not to. They're dire for a reason.

Yeah, get out of my dire thread.

 

[Shaggy Alfresco]

Yeah, get out of my dire thread.

I'd rather get angry at people being dire, to be honest.