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[Red_Ink_Squid]

I hate alternative medicine. When my uncle got sick the only treatment he would accept was a small bar of lard rubbed into his back each morning.

After that, he went downhill very quickly.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

I woke up this morning to find that someone broke into our house last night and stole my limbo stick.
I can't believe they could have stooped so low.

**** them.

 

[Red_Ink_Squid]

I've a hang up about over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

 

[BoyBrumby]

My wife has the dreaded "big C".

It's ok though, her arsehole is nice and tight.

 

[Howe_zat]

This thread is a Tim Vine gig

'My local police chief did a talk on heroin, so you couldn't understand any of it.'