The Jokes thread.

[CasMcG24]

I'll kick this off x

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Dockers fans.
All the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a dockers fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a dockers fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm an eagles fan.'
The teacher asked him why he's an eagles fan.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mum's an eagles fan and my Dad's an eagles fan, so I'm an eagles fan.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mum was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
Little Johnny replied, 'A dockers fan.'

 

[CasMcG24]

And another...

The Dockers club shop has a new line out for girls... It's called the Fremantle Dockers bra... In true tradition it has no cups or support.

 

[GoodAreasShane]

The last time West Coast were actually this good half their team was wasted on ice. Wonder what Ben Cousins is up to these days.

 

[CasMcG24]

The last time West Coast were actually this good half their team was wasted on ice. Wonder what Ben Cousins is up to these days.

I'm not allowed to say... I think, considering he worked for the same company I was just made redundant from.

 

[GoodAreasShane]

Oooookay then

 

[CasMcG24]

Oooookay then

Sorry, where you being rhetorical... ?

 

[zorax]

We already have a Jokes thread

 

[CasMcG24]

We already have a Jokes thread

I don't think I have the rest of my life to search through so I feel, honestly trawling through five pages is enough... ? Isn't it bad and wrong to bump old threads?



Please, do post a joke!

 

[Shadowplayer]

News just in.............Police are searching for a man who has just broken into the Fremantle Dockers trophy room and took everything.............they are looking for a man with a rolled up carpet under his arm

 

[CasMcG24]

News just in.............Police are searching for a man who has just broken into the Fremantle Dockers trophy room and took everything.............they are looking for a man with a rolled up carpet under his arm

I have been suspended from the AFL forum as I went into the Dockers forum to ask what the score was... A blonde moment but the response was priceless x

 

[GoodAreasShane]

Sorry, where you being rhetorical... ?

Yeah kinda sorta was, but it's alright, no worries

 

[Pratters]

Thread closed

 

[CasMcG24]

Thread closed

Side splitting humour... Funny x

 

[Pratters]

Thanks, but no thanks.

 

[Shadowplayer]

A well known cricket writer asked the great Don Bradman who had an average of 99.94 runs in test cricket how he thought he would get on in the modern game............the Don thought for a bit and said, "I think I would only average about 40", startled at this the writer said, "only 40?, why so low?"..........to which Bradman replied, "Well I am 90 years old now you know!".

 

[TNT]

News just in.............Police are searching for a man who has just broken into the Fremantle Dockers trophy room and took everything.............they are looking for a man with a rolled up carpet under his arm

Expected to see the police were looking for a man carrying several wooden spoons.

 

[CasMcG24]

Expected to see the police were looking for a man carrying several wooden spoons.

Not even I'm that cruel... But from someone who regularly posts on the dockers forum (and is quickly warned) I am laughing my arse off!!!