What would happen if spark and Lana Del Rey got married (to eachother)?

[sledger]

it would probably be great

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

A divorce in the first month?

 

[trundler]

"Honey, come to bed"
"There's too many inappropriate sexual references on cricketweb"

 

[sledger]

@ both of the previous 2 posts

 

[Uppercut]

Imagine how beautiful their children’s voices would be.

 

[sledger]

Imagine how beautiful their children’s voices would be.

exactly

I hope it happens and we are all invited to the wedding

 

[trundler]

Sledger and Taylor Swift getting married would be perfectly in line with their dating histories. I can't wait for the music a breakup with Sledger would inspire. The posts would be glorious too.

 

[sledger]

yeah would be up for that as well tbh

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

The hit song would be, "You Belong to Someone Else"

 

[trundler]

The toxicity would be incredible

 

[sledger]

The hit song would be, "You Belong to Someone Else"

Would just give new meaning to the songs "I knew you were trouble", "I don't want to live forever", and "You need to calm down"

 

[Flem274*]

spark would have a very nice day and be very happy

 

[GIMH]

"Honey, come to bed"
"There's too many inappropriate sexual references on cricketweb"

Best Post of 2020 for mine

No offence to spark who is a top bloke (albeit one who needs to resign)

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

"Honey, come to bed"
"There's too many inappropriate sexual references on cricketweb"

Lana is definitely the second speaker here.

 

[Spark]

the irony of this is that i literally still have not listened to a single song of hers that's not on nfr

whan an album it is though

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Phat farm

 

[Gnske]

lana is yuppie rich white girl trash and i wont hear anything else

 

[morgieb]

"Honey, come to bed"
"There's too many inappropriate sexual references on cricketweb"

OK I take everything bad I said about trundler back.

 

[Spark]

lana is yuppie rich white girl trash and i wont hear anything else

i mean this is very obviously true, and yet

 

[Magrat Garlick]

i mean this is very obviously true, and yet

she managed to not be grimes, which is all we can ask for