Victor Ian
Well-known member
A Simple concept here. Tell us about an epic fart.
I am not normally a big farter. Sure, I probably pop the suggested average of 20 a day, but they are those silent, unsmelly things that are more psuodo fart than real fart. But the other day I joined the ranks of legends.
I was watching a movie with the misses in bed. I dropped one under the covers. A bit slipped out and she wondered what that smell was, while I played coy. Not buying my denial she lifted the covers slightly to investigate whether I was lying. Next thing, she tears out of the room. It made her vomit - I **** you not. To be honest, I was having a hard time dealing with it myself, and it was my own child.
Anyways, post your best fart stories here.
I am not normally a big farter. Sure, I probably pop the suggested average of 20 a day, but they are those silent, unsmelly things that are more psuodo fart than real fart. But the other day I joined the ranks of legends.
I was watching a movie with the misses in bed. I dropped one under the covers. A bit slipped out and she wondered what that smell was, while I played coy. Not buying my denial she lifted the covers slightly to investigate whether I was lying. Next thing, she tears out of the room. It made her vomit - I **** you not. To be honest, I was having a hard time dealing with it myself, and it was my own child.
Anyways, post your best fart stories here.