Cosmetic surgery

[Lillian Thomson]

Have you, or would you, contemplate any cosmetic procedures?

I was just reading about this on the face it stunning looking young woman who had her lips done. Completely insane.

Lips like a baboons bottom

 

[trundler]

I might need a dong reduction surgery

 

[Magrat Garlick]

i have considered the same trundler

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Would that be called Dickosuction?

 

[BoyBrumby]

CW had a dickoectomy and it's never been happier.

 

[Shri]

I might need a dong reduction surgery

Like 5 feet of reduction then?

 

[Flem274*]

nah, people have asked if i want to get hair treatment since i've grown it back but now sport the beginnings of a bald patch but it's expensive and i think it's more confident to just embrace it.

i got called daddy in town the other week so i guess there will always be people with poor taste ready to embrace you and your physical flaws.

 

[Shri]

Yeah wasted years on my hat phase

Shaving your head everyday instead is so much better

 

[Kirkut]

Don't understand the obsession. I've watched plenty of women ruining their natural beauty with demoniac protruding lips.

 

[duffer]

I might need a dong reduction surgery

Big dick disease is a curse, I agree.

 

[Daemon]

would like to replace all my body parts with pat cummins'

 

[Athlai]

nah, people have asked if i want to get hair treatment since i've grown it back but now sport the beginnings of a bald patch but it's expensive and i think it's more confident to just embrace it.

i got called daddy in town the other week so i guess there will always be people with poor taste ready to embrace you and your physical flaws.

For those keeping track at home I'm the twin with the luscious head of hair.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

would like to replace all my body parts with pat cummins'

Why would you give up your beautiful anus Daemon

 

[Daemon]

Why would you give up your beautiful anus Daemon

the anus is merely the absence of flesh. it is where all life starts from, it cannot be replaced.

 

[Shri]

the anus is merely the absence of flesh. it is where all life starts from, it cannot be replaced.

Are you saying that you were **** out of your mum's ass

 

[Daemon]

Are you saying that you were **** out of your mum's ass

No, what I mean is we're Deuterostomes

 

[Athlai]

Are you saying that you were **** out of your mum's ass

Asses to Asses, dust to dust.

(Alternative line:
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. From one sphincter to the next. This is the circle of life)

 

[Howe_zat]

Have you, or would you, contemplate any cosmetic procedures?

I was just reading about this on the face it stunning looking young woman who had her lips done. Completely insane.

Lips like a baboons bottom

Don't understand the obsession. I've watched plenty of women ruining their natural beauty with demoniac protruding lips.

Gonna go out on a limb and suggest that not everyone has your opinion at the forefront of their mind when they opt to get work done

Let people do what they want, christ.

 

[Lillian Thomson]

Gonna go out on a limb and suggest that not everyone has your opinion at the forefront of their mind when they opt to get work done

Let people do what they want, christ.

Posters don’t have your opinion at the forefront of their minds when passing an opinion on what other people do whilst not having our opinions at the forefront of their minds.

Let people post what they want.

 

[Flem274*]

Gonna go out on a limb and suggest that not everyone has your opinion at the forefront of their mind when they opt to get work done

Let people do what they want, christ.

eh, while plenty of people are balanced enough to get a little touch up there is no denying the industry makes a lot of money from those with big body image issues