Ideal job descriptor

[Poker Boy]

This was mentioned in the Daniela Hantuchova fourm I'm a member of and i thought it would be interesting. The site is http://www.gigglegoo.com/index.asp?gallery/funstuff/job.asp and how it works is you can tyoe any name and it comes up with an ideal job. I thought I'd do it for the England cricket team in the last Test in case they need new jobs after that performance and came up with:
Andrew Strauss - Air steward
Alistair Cook - Street Sweeper
Michael Vaughan - Sandwich Board Adertising
Kevin Pietersen - Unemployed
Paul Collingwood - Rally Car Driver
Ian Bell - Pirate
Matt Prior - Member of parliament
Chris Tremlett - Headteacher
Ryan Sidebottom - Village idiot
Monty Paneasr - Rabbit slayer
James Anderson - Movie Star
Can't imagine some of them doing these jobs. For Shane Warne it said Heavyweight Boxer - well he's big enough anyway! - for Andrew Flintoff it said Dietician - well he needed one in 2000 - and for Don Bradman it said "anyhting but what you're doing now" and I bet you England bowlers of the 30s and 40s would agree with that! I typed my name and it said "circus freak". IMO this site is very funny - just don't take it seriously!

 

[steds]

Ian Bell - Pirate
Ryan Sidebottom - Village idiot
Monty Paneasr - Rabbit slayer
James Anderson - Movie Star
Can't imagine some of them doing these jobs

I can.

Sean Bennett - Alien investigator

 

[Agent TBY]

Sean Bennett - Alien investigator

Pfft.

Sriram G - Satan

 

[Matteh]

Mathew Mitchell - Top Gun Pilot

 

[Piper]

Alastair Cook - Sandwich Board Advertising
Samantha Baker - Brain Surgeon

 

[nightprowler10]

MU Amir - Trained Assassin

Hmm....must have something to do with my first name.

 

[steds]

Samantha Baker - Brain Surgeon

 

[Piper]

I knew someone was going to pick up on that.

 

[DCC_legend]

Ethan McNamara - Muppet Impersonator

 

[The Baconator]

Alex Crampton - Cowboy
Mike Hussey - Supermodel

Can see both of those two working.

 

[silentstriker]

Glenn McGrath - The job you have now.

 

[nightprowler10]

Mohammad Asif - President
Shoaib Akhtar - Office Numpty
Mohammad Yousuf - Stripper
Younis Khan - Panto Dame
Shahid Afridi - Professional Tramp
Shoaib Malik - Insurance Fraudster
Inzamam-Ul-Haq - Super Hero
Danish Kaneria - Brain Surgeon

 

[nightprowler10]

Glenn McGrath - The job you have now.

Haha gun!

 

[roseboy64]

Xavier Rose - Superhero

 

[roseboy64]

Can't believe no one's chided him for the Hantuchova thing. Stick woman IMO.

 

[Matteh]

I'd still rather tap it than Salma 'chiseled from rock' Hayek

 

[1-9-7-7]

George Pardoe - Dog Walker
Dallas Green - Speaking Clock

Ah I could imagine him singing me the time every day....

 

[cpr]

Christopher Raftery - Reality TV Show Star.

Basically sit on my rear for weeks doing nothing, then expect a six figure pay out for my life story. I could do that

 

[Matteh]

Peter Meakin - Bartender

 

[Neil Pickup]

Dog Walker apparently. Really suited to my cynophobia...