Saw this as a win-win situation, tbh. Any bloke who loves Twilight isn't much of a loss.
A quick Google search of Twilight quotes appears to indicate that constipation was indeed a major theme of the story.I actually watched the first Twilight film the other day.
Does anyone know what the deal is with all the weird facial expressions like the actors are constipated? Are they in the book too?
And who can forget this:Bella said:I do a good job of blocking painful, unnecessary things from my memory.
And:Bella said:It was nice to be alone, not to have to smile and look pleased; a relief to stare dejectedly out the window at the sheeting rain and let just a few tears escape.
Bella said:Once people start throwing wet stuff, I go inside.
And my personal favourites:Edward said:So you faint at the sight of blood?
Bella said:I wasn’t going out without taking someone with me. I tried to swallow so I could build up a decent scream.
Bella said:I stared at his face in profound relief, relief that went beyond my sudden deliverance.
Haha, definitely my favourite new CW meme this.RIP to his friends and family
I haven't seen any of them. Is there a redeeming feature to them at all?I actually watched the first Twilight film the other day.
Does anyone know what the deal is with all the weird facial expressions like the actors are constipated? Are they in the book too?
Haha, I'm never going to live that down.RIP to his friends and family
Saw this as a win-win situation, tbh. Any bloke who loves Twilight isn't much of a loss.
Only seen the first one but it's ****ing awful. I guess if there is a redeeming feature its the hilarious awfulness of it all, but it's a trainwreck of a film.I haven't seen any of them. Is there a redeeming feature to them at all?
And by redeeming feature, I mean noodz.