when are you going to die?

[ripper868]

Michael: At age 65 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

 

[steds]

Hahaha. That's awesome.

 

[ripper868]

couldnt pick a better way really....accept maybe on the

 

[shortpitched713]

At age 52 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

Haha, ironic, but not too bad a way to go. Can see it happening myself tbh, which is more than a bit freaky.

 

[Perm]

Zac: At age 63 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

 

[alternative]

Zac: At age 63 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Hahaha that is is a good one.

 

[andyc]

Andrew Cameron: At age 43 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

 

[ripper868]

Andrew Cameron: At age 43 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

Probably the most feasible of the lot

 

[andyc]

Not a big cheese man tbh.

 

[superkingdave]

Dav Richards: At age 59 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

 

[ripper868]

weell...the anal experiments arent great but at least you end up with a nice fragrance

 

[cometer]

David: At age 28 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

Sounds painful .

 

[vic_orthdox]

Zac: At age 63 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

The Grates strike again.

 

[vic_orthdox]

TBH, as per usual, dav wins.

 

[NZTailender]

Dav Richards: At age 59 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Something tells me you wrote that yourself, rather than going to the website.

 

[nibbs]

kurt: At age 70 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

Sean: At age 73 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

Stupid beggar.

 

[pinchy81]

McPinch: At age 24 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then wdf?

 

[GotSpin]

Rob: At age 27 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Rob: At age 44 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Rob: At age 31 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Not living long am i

 

[FRAZ]

Fraz: At age 58 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.