when are you going to die?

[ash chaulk]

Death predictor


ASH: At age 63 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

 

[33/3from3.3]

Paddy: At age 44 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

Paddy: At age 60 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

 

[Matteh]

Mat Mitchell: At age 26 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

Jeez, not long then.

 

[Johnners]

Clapo: At age 51 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

 

[Pratters]

Pratyush Khaitan: At age 66 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Erm, I don't mind dying but the cause horrifies me.

 

[Adamc]

Adam: At age 27 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

Not surprised really.

 

[Turbinator]

"At age 48 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus."

Nice ... I get to fight a war on terrorism and go to Venus. But this only leave me about 32-33 years to live , oh well it's for a good cause.

 

[BlackCap_Fan]

"Ben: At age 26 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session."

26?

Oh, nuts. I don't even meditate!

and when I do it again:

"Ben: At age 52"

Very informative.

 

[Smudge]

Voltman: At age 62 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

 

[NZTailender]

Greg: At age 53 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.


I'll get my face on a t-shirt and get worn to clubs.

 

[vic_orthdox]

Jack: At age 62.

 

[Barney Rubble]

Matt: At age 68 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

 

[Buddhmaster]

Alex: At age 45 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Well I could've predicted that.

 

[Turbinator]

Similar to mine, hopefully we're fighting on the same side .

 

[steds]

Sean: At age 27 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

 

[Burpey]

Stephen Burke: At age 68 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

That's freaky.

 

[alternative]

Manjunath Reddlapalli: At age 66 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

 

[steds]

You stole my death!

 

[ash chaulk]

You stole my death!

same band dirrr

 

[Simon]

seems ive got less than six years to go...

Simon: At age 28 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.