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Robert: At age 41 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
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when are you going to die?
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Bobisback
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Chris: At age 50 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
Chris: At age 48 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.
Chris: At age 42 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
must be when Battrick gets FC matches
That will do for me.
Chris: At age 48 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.
Chris: At age 42 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
must be when Battrick gets FC matches
That will do for me.
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dontcloseyoureyes
BARNES OUT
Turbinator
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"Sachin Tendulkar: At age 63 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall." (
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"Rahul Dravid: At age 71 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much." (Hmmm suits him, he does look pretty stressed out all the time).
"Virender Sehwag: At age 61 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered."
) "Rahul Dravid: At age 71 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much." (Hmmm suits him, he does look pretty stressed out all the time).
"Virender Sehwag: At age 61 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered."
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DCC_legend
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Ethan: At age 47 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
PhoenixFire
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Dale, at age 25 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
Darn
Darn
Turbinator
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Word of advice: Don't ever visit New York.
PY
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PhoenixFire
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Don't plan on it
Jungle Jumbo
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George: At age 35 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.
crickhowell
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James: At age 27 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.
James: At age 32 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM. (Must have been a bad cough)
James: At age 32 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM. (Must have been a bad cough)
nightprowler10
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Usman: At age 31 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
andyc
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Hahahahaha. Yet another reason why you should always read through the thread before posting.
cover drive man
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41 when I'm ran over by a train.
godofcricket
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Asad Khurshid: At age 25 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you. 