Piper, I reckon the worst place for guys to get tactical advice from is a girl. Don't forget that every single one of these girl problems is caused by the fact that we don't understand women. It's like asking a vegetarian for the best way to eat a porterhouse steak.Piper said:Ok guys you asked for it.. and it would stop you taking over 'Ruined my day.. Made my day' thread. By the looks of it most of u have girl trouble at the moment so please talk here and we will try and give as much advice and help as possible.
You'll be drinking your food through a straw if you don't STFU.. Yeah, Gibbon..benchmark00 said:Through a straw.
I'll dance with the devilShounak said:You'll be drinking your food through a straw if you don't STFU.. Yeah, Gibbon..
It's on.. You and me... Mano e mano..
In the pale moonlight..benchmark00 said:I'll dance with the devil
Can quote Batman.Shounak said:In the pale moonlight..
Two can play at a game.. Consider yourself, served..benchmark00 said:My word he can, my word
Suitably chastisedShounak said:Two can play at a game.. Consider yourself, served..
Gerrard.. I did not say that i would help.. i just made the thread so u guys could help each other.. but i guess i shouldnt have eh?Mr Casson said:Piper, I reckon the worst place for guys to get tactical advice from is a girl. Don't forget that every single one of these girl problems is caused by the fact that we don't understand women. It's like asking a vegetarian for the best way to eat a porterhouse steak.
Andrew Cameron is a better day-to-day prospect than you.Shounak said:Gimp
How about divorce?luckyeddie said:Dear Auntie Piper:
I have a girl-related problem. I have considered murdering the missus because she suggested that it was 'cruel of me' to laugh when Bradford scored against Nottingham Forest earlier this afternoon, thus depriving them of a chance of making the play-offs.
I'm a little undecided as to what method to despatch her with, and how to dispose of the corpse. I have a 'non-slip' hammer, but when the blood really starts to flow, am I likely to lose my grip? We have some very nice ornaments that could easily get cracked or broken. Also, will an under-sink garbage disposal mechanism work on bone?
Why - because the sink garbage disposal is not good enough?Piper said:How about divorce?
That was waaay harsh..benchmark00 said:Andrew Cameron is a better day-to-day prospect than you.
Burn.
Insinkeratorluckyeddie said:Why - because the sink garbage disposal is not good enough?
Stop over-reacting.
Lol Eddie... Your sink garbage disposal is fine..luckyeddie said:Why - because the sink garbage disposal is not good enough?
Stop over-reacting.
Generally, for girl trouble. I think guys shouldnt talk about it, it has grave consquences.Piper said:Gerrard.. I did not say that i would help.. i just made the thread so u guys could help each other.. but i guess i shouldnt have eh?