Please over complicate and psychoanalyze the 4 hogwarts houses

[Shri]

Which house is the stoner house?

Hufflepuffs

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

ps. **** JK Rowling and **** TERF's

I don't wanna

 

[harsh.ag]

The sorting wasn't dumb per se. Hogwarts dividing the sorted students the way they did was.

The reason Harry-Ron-Hermione were good together was because of them being, in some sense, Gryffindor-Hufflepuff-Ravenclaw. What they missed was Slytherin to help with strategy and vision.

 

[GIMH]

Also, how stupid that they never nationalized Ollivanders' or implemented any form of Wand Control.

Mods?

 

[Magrat Garlick]

You should sort the members who signed up after CWC to the teams as an exercise.

way too many but TJB is Black, definitely. Shady Slim might be too

 

[Athlai]

The sorting acts like it assigns people according to their personality traits. But it admits that it actually assigns people to a group based on the traits that they value, rather than those they possess.

In other words it’s a more honest version of Myers-Briggs.

Secret sorting hat questionnaire revealed:
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A) Interesting and clever
B) Cool and Brave
C) Rich and powerful
D) I don't understand the question

A- Ravenclaw B-Gryffindor C-Slytherin D-Hufflepuff

 

[StephenZA]

Anyway the real houses were always CW Red, Black, Green and Blue

I wish I actually understood this.

 

[Uppercut]

When you've named a house after a massive sociopath who unleashed a huge ****ing snake to kill the mixed bloods, what else do you expect from its members? Weird that they never cancelled that house altogether.

Dumbledore needed their votes to execute his Southern strategy.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

way too many but TJB is Black, definitely. Shady Slim might be too

I accept. Spikey too IMO.

 

[honestbharani]

Are there descriptions for CW Black, Green, Red, Blue lilke we had for the houses of Hogwarts?