Prepare Trundler for online dating

[Prince EWS]

This person ****s, am I right?

Russ Hanneman to confirm.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Tell her that you'll poke her with the pointy end of your Mikey Mouse birthday hat.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

It's seeped into CW now.
Explain yourselves guys....

 

[honestbharani]

Another site to sign up Trundy.. What is there to explain?

 

[Gnske]

Quick survey

Am I an idiot if I refuse to admit I need to take a slash while engaging in some act or rather, which has subsequently caused occasions of controversy where production of the eruption has not been the function that has led to the end junction?

I'll say it now, it's never attractive if you have to go right before.

 

[Adders]

This is a perfectly valid question, but what has it it got to do with trundler trying to blag a shag off tinder?

 

[Prince EWS]

This is a perfectly valid question, but what has it it got to do with trundler trying to blag a shag off tinder?

If he takes one home and needs to go to the loo, should he try to hold on or not?

These are the answers he needs.

 

[Gnske]

PEWS is right, that's what this thread is all about. Helping.

trundler needs to know etiquette, for example its never good to say 'ahoy' halfway through.

 

[Daemon]

PEWS is right, that's what this thread is all about. Helping.

trundler needs to know etiquette, for example its never good to say 'ahoy' halfway through.

You’re telling me I shouldn’t be taking *** tips from Stagnetti’s Revenge?

 

[Adders]

Thing is, im wagering that young trundler has not poured the same level of **** into his body as you and I have gnske........so I reckon he'd be in control of these motions........like we used to.

 

[zorax]

Quick survey

Am I an idiot if I refuse to admit I need to take a slash while engaging in some act or rather, which has subsequently caused occasions of controversy where production of the eruption has not been the function that has led to the end junction?

I'll say it now, it's never attractive if you have to go right before.

always go to the bathroom before

failing that, just excuse yourself politely and return ASAP, don't offer any further details, even if they press you. Any sensible adult will get the hint.

 

[Daemon]

Early on in my dating life, I once had a quick **** on the pretext of washing up because I was afraid I wouldn't last long enough

We didn't even end up doing it

 

[Adders]

I'm hoping that **** means what I think it does.........never go out with a loaded gun?

I remember religiously following that regime........nowadays with only one shot in the chamber it doesn't work.

 

[Flem274*]

wait...if i have the context right...really?

fmd i don't **** right beforehand if that's what you're referring to because what if the little man downstairs decides that's him for the next 6 hours? gotta enter the bedroom knowing you have ammunition.

 

[sledger]

Quick survey

Am I an idiot if I refuse to admit I need to take a slash while engaging in some act or rather, which has subsequently caused occasions of controversy where production of the eruption has not been the function that has led to the end junction?

I'll say it now, it's never attractive if you have to go right before.

This can be an issue when you go for a date in a rural area where there are no facilities also (e.g. a picnic in the countryside)

In most company, I'd just say "ok, need a slash, will go behind that bush over there", but when with romantic interest you do not know well, this could be pretty dicey...

 

[sledger]

wait...if i have the context right...really?

fmd i don't **** right beforehand if that's what you're referring to because what if the little man downstairs decides that's him for the next 6 hours? gotta enter the bedroom knowing you have ammunition.

lol ok mr vanilla

 

[Flem274*]

lol ok mr vanilla

i didn't tell you what was in there

 

[Gnske]

Early on in my dating life, I once had a quick **** on the pretext of washing up because I was afraid I wouldn't last long enough

We didn't even end up doing it

This is so alpha, taking fate into your own hands. Pre-emptive prejac?

But seriously there's no clean way to excuse yourself. I once tried the bathroom escape but said I had to do a tactical vomit instead. Tom Brady'd the affair.

 

[Daemon]

wait...if i have the context right...really?

fmd i don't **** right beforehand if that's what you're referring to because what if the little man downstairs decides that's him for the next 6 hours? gotta enter the bedroom knowing you have ammunition.

At 19 you’re running around with one of those extended magazines tbf

 

[Teja.]

It's a bad strat imo. It's a million times better to be over excited than it taking several minutes get fully hard because you pre-gamed leading to your partner wondering if she's not attractive to you etc.

It's also a lot more fun to have *** when you're 100% horny as opposed to post-**** cloud.