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[Anil]

Here is an opinion piece that I am projecting as breaking news for the bigoted and the ideologically blinkered like me.

Fixed...

 

[vic_orthdox]

New Posts or Quick Links -> Todays Posts forever
Clicking on subforums never

User CP for me.

 

[Burgey]

Something going down at Buckingham Palace - all Royal staff summoned from across the UK. The media is in ****ing meltdown about it.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

ding dong?

 

[StephenZA]

Sounds like the Queen found some dust under the carpet and wanted to give everybody a good dressing down.....

 

[Gnske]

She's probably just calling her staff to dispel the vicious rumours circling that she had nothing to do at all with Diana's death.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

 

[Spikey]

out of pop tarts

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Big fuss over nothing then. Phil the Greek retiring.

 

[Spikey]

thats not his name

 

[vic_orthdox]

Surely he's had an incident overnight - if all the staff were called in at 2am, it's not just to say he's not doing any more official duties.

 

[Burgey]

What an epic troll.

 

[Spikey]

Surely he's had an incident overnight - if all the staff were called in at 2am, it's not just to say he's not doing any more official duties.

maybe he called harry's girl some names

 

[Gnske]

Imagine getting called in at 2am just to learn the old man is going to be taking it easy from now on.

 

[Athlai]

"Thank you all for coming, it gives me great sadness to tell you all that Prince Phillip is dead."

*sharp intake of breath from gathered staff*

"...dead tired of all these social responsibilities!"

*staff boo*

 

[hendrix]

Pakistan claims it has killed 50 Afghan border soldiers in clashes since Friday | Stuff.co.nz

 

[_Ed_]

Hope all Manchester CWers and their friends and loved ones are okay.

 

[Daemon]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...police-chief-and-take-hostages-in-philippines

Indonesia explosion near bus station in east Jakarta: police

grim stuff

 

[Spikey]

 

[Burgey]

One of the great mug shots. Quality.