Dumbest thing you've done lately

[vcs]

I added salt instead of sugar to my coffee this morning.

That's not even the worst part, it took me three sips to figure it out. Or perhaps it's a damning indictment of some of the coffee I've had over the years.

So go on CWers, regale us with tales of your own bumbling ineptitude.

With Shri banned, I expect to be bumping this thread a lot in the near future

 

[trundler]

My time to shine, ****s.

 

[Adders]

Got drunk on Christmas day night and had a text fight with my boss ending with me telling him to stick his job up his arse. Felt great at the time, but the reality in the cold light of day wasnt so flash.

 

[wpdavid]

Got drunk on Christmas day night and had a text fight with my boss ending with me telling him to stick his job up his arse. Felt great at the time, but the reality in the cold light of day wasnt so flash.

Good effort that. And the outcome of said text fight?

 

[Adders]

Got 4 weeks to find a new job.

This has been bubbling away for a while though, I conservatively estimate I've worked nearly 60k worth of unpaid over time for them over 3 years. The straw that broke the camel's back was getting 4 rum cans and some scratch cards as a Christmas bonus this year. I ****ing hate rum.

 

[nightprowler10]

That sucks man. Best of luck.

 

[Lillian Thomson]

I went on a blind date arranged by a mutual "Friend" on Facebook. I've been "Unfriended" by the organiser and "Blocked" by the date.

 

[NUFAN]

I went on a blind date arranged by a mutual "Friend" on Facebook. I've been "Unfriended" by the organiser and "Blocked" by the date.

Wow. So what did you actually do?

 

[marc71178]

Wow. So what did you actually do?

Turned up.

 

[StephenZA]

I went on a blind date arranged by a mutual "Friend" on Facebook. I've been "Unfriended" by the organiser and "Blocked" by the date.

I assume they are not cricket fans...

 

[Lillian Thomson]

Wow. So what did you actually do?

Turned up.

Yup.

 

[Bijed]

It's amazing really that between all us on here with so much scope for doing different dumb stuff, we can't even get close to competing with Shri

 

[trundler]

It's amazing really that between all us on here with so much scope for doing different dumb stuff, we can't even get close to competing with Shri

Bet he's never burnt his dick with hand sanitizer

 

[mr_mister]

Accepted 100% of the blame during an argument with a girl I'm dating coz I like her so much

I'm a beta bitch

 

[Lillian Thomson]

I assume they are not cricket fans...

I was once dumped by university professor who knew the history of the LBW law, so being cricket fans is not always a strength in a potential relationship. She also collected ceramic dragons.

 

[D/L]

I added salt instead of sugar to my coffee this morning.

That's not even the worst part, it took me three sips to figure it out. Or perhaps it's a damning indictment of some of the coffee I've had over the years.

So go on CWers, regale us with tales of your own bumbling ineptitude.

With Shri banned, I expect to be bumping this thread a lot in the near future

I started watching the new BBC series about Christine Keeler last night, thinking it might not be full of poor acting and character stereotypes.

 

[h_hurricane]

I was working from home a few days back and in a webex audio meeting with the client. Suddenly heard a loud argument from the other room. My wife was telling my little one to stop viewing cartoons which she was for the last one hour or so. My daughter was unyielding, not allowing my wife to come near the laptop. I muted myself in the call and without realizing what I was doing, told my wife to switch off the wifi modem. The rest is .........

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Bet he's never burnt his dick with hand sanitizer

Kills 99.90% of germs and bacteria...