Teja.
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Slytherin: tend to be ambitious (which is almost always code for parents have lots of money), resourceful (selfish ****s) and care about their lineage (eugenists) and heritage (nazis).
Gryffindor: advertise themselves as brave, courageous and noble but are actually the type of disingenuous status quo-ist ****s who are just as ambitious as Slytherin but less naked about it. All you need to know about these ****s is evident from how overrepresented they are in the wizarding police, CIA, government and politics.
Ravenclaw: unsocial ****s who spend too much time chasing transcendental moments of insight rather than rolling their sleeves and living a life of civic duty and discipline. Unlike Gryffindors, tend to struggle in influencing the masses long term due to their obvious sub-concious disdain coming through eventually. They don't compete in the same spheres that S & G compete in because they've convinced themselves without rhyme or reason that they are innately better without ever having to compete anyway.
Hufflepuff: To their credit, they are the most inclusive people and care the least about your lineage. All the other houses expend effort to demean them constantly while they have chill and don't really care what the other houses think and are nice to them anyway. They tend to be conned by propaganda about productivity & hardwork and follow instructions without thinking critically though. The type of guy who would happily come to work on saturday and sunday to help their boss out with some work because their boss has always been nice to them and they feel a sense of loyalty to the boss.
Please don't make this thread about she-who-must-not-be-named. Have no time for her bigoted **** stances.
Gryffindor: advertise themselves as brave, courageous and noble but are actually the type of disingenuous status quo-ist ****s who are just as ambitious as Slytherin but less naked about it. All you need to know about these ****s is evident from how overrepresented they are in the wizarding police, CIA, government and politics.
Ravenclaw: unsocial ****s who spend too much time chasing transcendental moments of insight rather than rolling their sleeves and living a life of civic duty and discipline. Unlike Gryffindors, tend to struggle in influencing the masses long term due to their obvious sub-concious disdain coming through eventually. They don't compete in the same spheres that S & G compete in because they've convinced themselves without rhyme or reason that they are innately better without ever having to compete anyway.
Hufflepuff: To their credit, they are the most inclusive people and care the least about your lineage. All the other houses expend effort to demean them constantly while they have chill and don't really care what the other houses think and are nice to them anyway. They tend to be conned by propaganda about productivity & hardwork and follow instructions without thinking critically though. The type of guy who would happily come to work on saturday and sunday to help their boss out with some work because their boss has always been nice to them and they feel a sense of loyalty to the boss.
Please don't make this thread about she-who-must-not-be-named. Have no time for her bigoted **** stances.
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