The Official Food/Cooking/Eating thread

[harsh.ag]

Had some brown rice spaghetti with tomato sauce, eggplants, zucchini, olives, and mozzarella last night.

Chewy noodles, great texture, absorbed the sauce very well (much better than I expected). Don't have to boil them before adding to the pan. Just soak in water for 4-5 minutes (may depend on the brand being used).

 

[hendrix]

Ugh

Idk what that is but it is not matar paneer

I mean yeah that is paneer/tofu with peas but you can't throw a piece of beef on a map of Wellington and call it beef Wellington

haha ok sure

I usually follow that recipe

i pretty much do that but without all that butter and ghee and yoghurt and ****...

 

[Line and Length]

I enjoy Asian food of all genres but am not a big fan of tofu. You sometimes eat with your eyes and Hendrix's version has more visual appeal.

 

[zorax]

i pretty much do that but without all the tasty bits

ftfy

just kidding. looks pretty good, and tofu isn't as bad as some people say.

 

[hendrix]

I mean from what I remember of paneer it's pretty much flavourless as well. I'm not one of those people that thinks tofu makes a good substitue for everything but when it comes to paneer I don't think it's a massive loss.

I could have made it thicker with like coconut yoghurt and plant butter or whatever but I've already developeda COVID gut and don't need to build it further tbh

 

[hendrix]

Had some brown rice spaghetti with tomato sauce, eggplants, zucchini, olives, and mozzarella last night.

Chewy noodles, great texture, absorbed the sauce very well (much better than I expected). Don't have to boil them before adding to the pan. Just soak in water for 4-5 minutes (may depend on the brand being used).

man this stuff makes my **** soooooo smooth.

I mean don't get me wrong I already have great bowel motions but this takes it to the next level

 

[Adders]

this coming from the guy who ate an old mushroom from the back of the fridge

And glass....don't forget the glass.

 

[Flem274*]

man this stuff makes my **** soooooo smooth.

I mean don't get me wrong I already have great bowel motions but this takes it to the next level

thank you for answering the question the forum was burning to ask

 

[Adders]

Yeah, WTF hendrix?.....your diet is hideious (to me) and if you think that's a selling point lol

 

[Daemon]

how i imagine hendrix is taking his dumps

 

[hendrix]

how i imagine hendrix is taking his dumps

that's pretty much it except I take off all my clothes and I squat on the toilet rather than sit

the only problem is that it doesn't take very long which is annoying because it's such a pleasant experience

 

[Shri]

Ffs if you break the ceramic with weird pressure, you'll slice yourself and be shitting out of a tube for the rest of your life.

 

[Flem274*]

hendrix you are not allowed to use my toilet

 

[zorax]

ordered rass malai from an indian restaurant nearby, they sent us rass gulla instead. Bitterly disappointed.

 

[Shri]

Even the worst indian food > the best hk food so chin up

 

[zorax]

Even the worst indian food > the best hk food so chin up

i wish I could say this is true, but it really is not.

For example - some of my indian cooking is incredibly horrid.

 

[honestbharani]

You think what you cook is food, cute.

 

[vcs]

A little bowl of Rabri

Man this looks so good. Did you make it yourself?

 

[harsh.ag]

From the local shop. Added the almonds and pistachios myself though

 

[zorax]

the bowl is cute