Paper vs bum-gun vs bidet vs hands to clean your backside

[SillyCowCorner1]

When in the bush, use the leaves of the stinging nettle plant.

 

[trundler]

Bum gun > lota > paper

 

[Starfighter]

When in the bush, use the leaves of the stinging nettle plant.

I believe Dendrocnide moroides is what you want.

 

[sledger]

If he meant that he would have said it ffs

 

[trundler]

Does no one want to talk about how truly vile that sensation of hot air on arsehole is? It always takes you by surprise too. Makes me shriek uncontrollably.
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[harsh.ag]

trundler doing his best to shut down this thread

 

[Flem274*]

i feel like i just wouldnt trust the bum gun to get everything. i'd definitely want paper on hand to make sure/test the truth of the matter.

 

[MrPrez]

i feel like i just wouldnt trust the bum gun to get everything. i'd definitely want paper on hand to make sure/test the truth of the matter.

This. Paper is safe. Bum gun sounds thoroughly untrustworthy, particularly if you have a hairy arse crack.

 

[Uppercut]

In the UK it's called rock, paper, scissors.

 

[OverratedSanity]

i feel like i just wouldnt trust the bum gun to get everything. i'd definitely want paper on hand to make sure/test the truth of the matter.

This. Paper is safe. Bum gun sounds thoroughly untrustworthy, particularly if you have a hairy arse crack.

A well calibrated bumgun gets everything and you don't need anything else.

 

[MrPrez]

A well calibrated bumgun gets everything and you don't need anything else.

I struggle to believe this.

 

[Flem274*]

same, i just think os shaves his bum crack

 

[trundler]

Letting one rip with a shaved crack is an odd sensation too. It's certainly louder.

 

[Starfighter]

I didn't need to know that.

 

[OverratedSanity]

I struggle to believe this.

I struggle to believe you've used one. With the right water pressure, it is literally perfect. Much more satisfying to use too, on top of being effective.

 

[Flem274*]

til trundler shaves his crack for unknown reasons and os likes to moisten the poo clinging to his butt hairs

 

[trundler]

I was just bored. Boredom makes you do weird things. But I shall digress from furthering that line of discussion.

Also, at a decent pressure that really isn't a concern flem. You'd have to use one to know.

 

[zorax]

The CW cultural exchange at its finest here

 

[andruid]

1. No one seems to have an opinion on the bidet
2. Bum guns sound like a cool invention, though I doubt I will encounter one soon
3. The people I have met from a certain East African country swear by basin and jug of water.

 

[Daemon]

You guys been to Japan?

The toilets have sprays built in, you can adjust the temperature and pressure and some even play music.

Evolution of man is basically

Don’t wash your butt > leaves > toilet paper > bum guns > bidets > japanese toilets