Paper vs bum-gun vs bidet vs hands to clean your backside

[OverratedSanity]

Paper is disgusting and completely impractical and inferior to the other two in every way. Bum-guns are one of the all time great inventions

 

[sledger]

This thread is clearly an attempt by OS to introduce scat to CW through the backdoor (heh). Disgusting.

 

[zorax]

Agree with OP 100%

 

[Lillian Thomson]

One of the options is also handy as a drinking fountain.

 

[harsh.ag]

Oh man bum guns fo sho. But it's always nice to have some paper on hand to pat it dry.

 

[cpr]

We're having our bathroom renovated this month and I'm trying desperately to convince my housemate/landlord to go for a bum gun in there

 

[OverratedSanity]

I can't really wrap my head around how it's even possible to clean your **** properly with paper? And it gets all soggy its ****ing disgusting.

 

[cpr]

The only way the paper gets soggy is if your arse is like a broken faucet. For those of us who **** solid its not actually that big an issue

 

[sledger]

I am reminded of this great thread:

http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/off-topic/12712-how-much-sh-t-do-you-do.html

 

[sledger]

And these other classics from this often forgotten great member:

http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/off-topic/12702-why-wear-clothes.html

http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/off-topic/12693-please-post-your-stomach-s-pics.html

http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/off-topic/12834-what-do-you-do-girls.html

 

[vcs]

Internet forums were a grim place in the early 2000s. Thank God I hadn't discovered them.

 

[trundler]

ATG post. Bum guns and good food are the only 2 things that make life in the SC worthwhile. Well, sometimes when it gets very hot your cornhole can get sterilized but that's a price worth paying.

 

[Starfighter]

I can't really wrap my head around how it's even possible to clean your **** properly with paper? And it gets all soggy its ****ing disgusting.

Do you have perpetual dysentery over there?

 

[OverratedSanity]

Do you have perpetual dysentery over there?

Pretty much.

But as harsh said, we use paper to wipe the bumgun water off our backside, not the actual ****.

 

[Burner]

As far as cleanliness is concerned, I refuse to believe that you can get your bum clean with just paper and no water.

 

[morgieb]

I've always used paper, but a bum gun makes far more sense.

 

[Adders]

Can someone please explain/ describe a bum gun.

 

[Burner]

Can someone please explain/ describe a bum gun.

It's sometimes called a jet spray too. It looks like a gun hence bum gum.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Can someone please explain/ describe a bum gun.

It's a hand shower for cleaning your anus. Has a nice trigger to pull

 

[trundler]

Can someone please explain/ describe a bum gun.

Essentially a shower jet for your arse.