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Outrageous!!!!!!

Cabinet96

Cabinet96

Global Moderator
Nearly two weeks definitely seems a bit late to wish someone a happy new year. Personally I just go with sometimes along the lines of "hope/did you had a good new year?".
 
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Furball

Evil Scotsman
I was wished a Happy New Year by a customer today.

My reaction was just to grin while I imagined Corrin's head exploding with rage.
 
GIMH

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Furball said:
I was wished a Happy New Year by a customer today.

My reaction was just to grin while I imagined Corrin's head exploding with rage.
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Once you stopped grinning I presume you told them to take their business elsewhere
 
harsh.ag

harsh.ag

Well-known member
GIMH said:
While that's not bad, how about

Did you have a nIce weekend
Isn't the weather nice
Did you watch the match last night?
Have you read that Chris Gayle thread on CW?

All better options imo
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Particularly dire imo.

Have you ever seen a bigger **** than David Cameron?? is right up there
 
sledger

sledger

Spanish_Vicente
"Do you remember that big MSN conversation with Smitteh?" is a tried and tested line I use over and over again. With mixed results.
 
Pratters

Pratters

Cricket, Lovely Cricket
Was inviting a friend to a party next week. Haven't spoken with him this year. Was reminded of the thread when I called him up, wished him a happy new year. He reciprocated merrily (ftr).
 
GIMH

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Like all married men, I often wonder what I did to deserve such cruelty. Then last night my wife told me she disagreed with my policy on New Year's wishes - she only deems it acceptable on New Year's Day. Knew I married her for a reason.
 
Stapel

Stapel

Well-known member
GIMH said:
Like all married men, I often wonder what I did to deserve such cruelty. Then last night my wife told me she disagreed with my policy on New Year's wishes - she only deems it acceptable on New Year's Day. Knew I married her for a reason.
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Huh? That's not possible! She wished me a very happy new year last night! Just before she................
 
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